The Hand

[Purple†Pain]

Many times I hear guys refer to "rosie and her five sisters", I refer to mine as simply "The Hand"...The ultimate date!

Friends always tell me "Pain", you need a good woman. I tell them, there is nothing a woman can do for me that my left hand can't accomplish! Let me give you some quick examples.

1} I never have to buy my hand a drink
2} I never have to buy my hand a meal
3} I never have to cuddle with my hand
4} I never have to listen to my hand Yack and Yack and Yack
5} And every now and then...I look down at The Hand and say

" I Love You ".

Thank god for Porn!:thumbsup:

 

[Fresno]

Sure That all good.

1 You'll never feel the smooth body of a women.
2 You'll never feel her lips press against yours
3 You'll never feel The beating of her heart next to you
4 You"ll never go for a walk on the beach holding hands
5 You'll never never hear her tell you how much she love you and only you

Yeah much better. NOT

Thank god for women!:hatsoff:

 

[gunslingingbird]

Why not get a girl with hands? Then you could have the best of both worlds.

 

[Dixie Dash]

There you go that's a good boy :tongue:

Sure That all good.

1 You'll never feel the smooth body of a women.
2 You'll never feel her lips press against yours
3 You'll never feel The beating of her heart next to you
4 You"ll never go for a walk on the beach holding hands
5 You'll never never hear her tell you how much she love you and only you

Yeah much better. NOT

Thank god for women!:hatsoff:

 

[L3ggy]

Many times I hear guys refer to "rosie and her five sisters", I refer to mine as simply "The Hand"...The ultimate date!

Friends always tell me "Pain", you need a good woman. I tell them, there is nothing a woman can do for me that my left hand can't accomplish! Let me give you some quick examples.

1} I never have to buy my hand a drink
2} I never have to buy my hand a meal
3} I never have to cuddle with my hand
4} I never have to listen to my hand Yack and Yack and Yack
5} And every now and then...I look down at The Hand and say

" I Love You ".

Thank god for Porn!:thumbsup:

What would you be watching if there wasn't any women, gay porn?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

He didnt say anything against women in general! He just doesnt need a woman to live with.

 

[Fresno]

He didnt say anything against women in general! He just doesnt need a woman to live with.

No he said

there is nothing a woman can do for me that my left hand can't accomplish

Which means he doesn't need a women!

He doesn't know what he's missing!

 

[Purple†Pain]

He didnt say anything against women in general! He just doesnt need a woman to live with.

Thankyou

 

[Fresno]

there is nothing a woman can do for me that my left hand can't accomplish

Maybe you didn't say anything against women, But you were being derogatory!

 

[CunningLinguist]

I don't know about this. I've never been with a woman and i think that, if I ever to get to spend some time with one, I wouldn't do any of the stuff that I think about with her.

 

[Fresno]

I don't know about this. I've never been with a woman and i think that, if I ever to get to spend some time with one, I wouldn't do any of the stuff that I think about with her.

Someday, I'm sure their is a lady out there somewhere just wait for you!

 

[CunningLinguist]

Someday, I'm sure their is a lady out there somewhere just wait for you!

I don't really care anymore. When I was younger, I wanted to much to meet girls and have sex with them, now I just want to find someone who'll marry me and help me start a family. I think I'm just getting old.

 

[dave_rhino]

No he said

Which means he doesn't need a women!

He doesn't know what he's missing!

Why are you taking this so seriously? It's just a joke.

Maybe you didn't say anything against women, But you were being derogatory!

Oh shush

 

[SacramentLoG]

I don't think I'll ever have anyone in my life, but I'm young so what do I know? lol

 

[Legzman]

there is nothing a woman can do for me that my left hand can't accomplish!

LMFAO!!!! :rofl:

Thats fuckin awesome! I have got to remember that shit at work tomorrow!!!

 

[anomaly]

I think every guy can enjoy a good jerk every now and then but there's nothing like being with a woman. I understand some women can be a pain to deal with but don't exclude them from your sex life. Get some lap dances or something. If you avoid women too long you'll have a tough time trying to get one when you want one.

 

[Purple†Pain]

Why are you taking this so seriously? It's just a joke.



Oh shush

Dave and legz seem to be the only two dudes that realize the joke here. Fresno......smoke a bong or do a shot of sour mash! go easy bro!

 

[senob44]

I totally disagree with what you are saying Pain!!! I use my RIGHT hand!

 

[hedonis]

Dave and legz seem to be the only two dudes that realize the joke here. Fresno......smoke a bong or do a shot of sour mash! go easy bro!

Well, not the only two to get the joke. I never assumed you were serious that you never wanted/needed women again.

But the :eek: responses have been fun to read.

Some people just need to realize that there are many decaffeinated brands on the market that are just as tasty as the real thing.

H

 

[Purple†Pain]

Well, not the only two to get the joke. I never assumed you were serious that you never wanted/needed women again.

But the :eek: responses have been fun to read.

Some people just need to realize that there are many decaffeinated brands on the market that are just as tasty as the real thing.

H

well put