The Greatest Lie Ever Told!

[lucky4]

I wouldn't sleep with terri. carmen or bobbi. Not with your dick and someone else pushing

 

[ÆGEAN]

Size doesn't matter lol

 

[parker]

Size doesn't matter lol

That's not just a lie, that's the lie!

 

[georges]

i have a threesome every day with Shyla Stylez, stormy waters and Nikki Benz lol

 

[foxycougar]

I wish I were a man *tries really hard to keep a straight face*

 

[lucky4]

If i was a girl i wouldn't call off of work everday just so i could pleasure myself

 

[don_equis]

I do not masturbate...I repeat: I don't "choke the chicken" or willie or spank the monkey!:rubbel:

 

[foxycougar]

I don't have long hair

 

[lucky4]

i don't want to see foxy cougar naked

 

[Starman]

I don't want to see the female FreeOnes Bulletin Board members naked. I'd rather poke out my eyes with hot poker.

 

[member2686]

FreeOnes is a HUGE ad/spyware site that tracks/records your every movement online!!! LOG OFF NOW!!!

lmao Just kidding!!!!

 

[Starman]

FreeOnes is a HUGE ad/spyware site that tracks/records your every movement online!!! LOG OFF NOW!!!

lmao Just kidding!!!!

Which was the lie. The part with "Ad/spyware", or "just kidding"? *LOL*

 

[member2686]

Starman!! I am SHOCKED at the contents of your hard drive! Your PC is a treasure trove of illegal content!! The mp3 police are on their way!!!

LMAO Cheers, friend!!

Which was the lie. The part with "Ad/spyware", or "just kidding"? *LOL*

 

[Starman]

I have diplomatic immunity!

 

[Brino]

I am Bigfoot and you know what they say about people with big feet right!

Iraq has stockpiles of biological and chemical weapons

(and to be fair)
I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinski

I did not marry Jlo!

Demi Moore likes older men!

Anna Nicole Smith was never fat!

Michael Jackson doesn't like children!

Ben Afflek is a good actor!

 

[georges]

i sucked michelle thorne's pussy

i gave a beating to mr moore

carmella danielle de cesare wasn't named pmoy 2004

everytime i go on freeones i see briana banks kissing me

lana lotts is my wife

shyla stylez sucked my dick

 

[Starman]

All porn women in the biz had to do a job interview and a practical work skill evaluation test with me first.

 

[member5726]

When i buy Playboy, i just read the articles !

The Boston Red Sox will win the World Series !!

Btw, i'm the prime minister of Canada !

 

[TheSatyrIcon]

That outfit doesn't make you look fat
No, your bikini looks great....you don't need to go on a diet....
no, I DIDN'T have sex with your sister....


The Satyr Icon

 

[MrXXX]

i came from mars to rule this world!!!