the end of time

[bodie54]

Well, if the end of time is near, I have a confession to make: I'm not gay.

But....how is that possible?
Everything about you exudes gayness, right down to creating the Becks persona so you can troll for unsuspecting males....

I know this comes as a shock and disappointment to many of my male "friends" on here, but I was only whoring myself out in the name of gaining board prestige.:dunno:

Wow this has been a rough couple of weeks for me. First negator dumps me for a lower primate, and now this.... :crying:

 

[tunsty]

Time is an illusion... lunchtime doubly so. (Douglas Adams)

:nanner:its near so live your last days to the fullest:spump:

I'll make a deal with you..


If time does end, I'll give you all my money and possessions..


If it doesn't, I'd like to kick your ass from San Francisco to New York, stopping off at
Denver, Kansas City, Little Rock and Nashville, along the way..

 

[senob44]

If it doesn't, I'd like to kick your ass from San Francisco to New York, stopping off at Denver, Kansas City, Little Rock and Nashville, along the way..

Your Directions Good Sir:

Start at San Francisco, CA.
1. I-80 East to Cheyenne, WY.
2. I-25 South to Denver, CO.
3. I-70 East to Kansas City, MO.
4. US 71 South to Bentonville, AR.
5. I-540 South to Fort Smith, AR.
6. I-40 East to Little Rock, AR.
7. I-40 East to Nashville, TN.
8. I-40 East to Dandridge, TN.
9. I-81 North to Harrisburg, PA.
10. I-78 East to Jersey City, NJ.
11. Holland Tunnel to New York, NY.

And I did that with my atlas not some stupid online map site. :hatsoff:
I love roads...

 

[thepornguy]

Technically, that's not necessarily true if the Big Crunch theory is correct.

Or the Big Rip, which postulates the unbounded acceleration of the universe will cause everything from galaxies down to atoms to be ripped to shreads. Since time is the measurement of change, if there's nothing to change then there is no time.

 

[meesterperfect]

Imagine if you will......
The Mayan calender began something 4 thousand years ago and is still pretty much accurate to this day.
Pretty amazing how these people can construct an acuurate calender only by looking at the stars.
It does however inexpicably stop at 6 pm on December 21 2012,
After all those years it just ends.
Did they know something we don't?
doo doo doo doo .....doo doo doo doo,..doo doo doo doo

 

[Becks...poamr]

Time never ends; even if the earth did, time is forever!

I thought FreeOnes was forever. :eek:

But....how is that possible?
Everything about you exudes gayness, right down to creating the Becks persona so you can troll for unsuspecting males....

He didn't make me up. I cannot be imagined, I just am.

I love roads...

Oh, I really could say something to this, but I'm going to behave.

 

[tunsty]

Imagine if you will......
The Mayan calender began something 4 thousand years ago and is still pretty much accurate to this day.
Pretty amazing how these people can construct an acuurate calender only by looking at the stars.
It does however inexpicably stop at 6 pm on December 21 2012,
After all those years it just ends.
Did they know something we don't?
doo doo doo doo .....doo doo doo doo,..doo doo doo doo

Yeah, but they had to stop writing the calendar at some point..


No doubt the last, withered, ageing Mayan, was just barely able to put his quill to parchment and scribble 'December 21 2012'.. shortly thereafter popping his clogs.


I think it another 'doomsday' myth.
Just like the Millenium/2000 myth, the 31st of December will pass with NO problem.


If time does end, I'll happily come on here and admit I was wrong...er

 

[bodie54]

Oh, I really could say something to this

I'll bet!
I imagine driving with senob is a lot like witnessing primal scream therapy!

I'm going to behave.

Where's the fun in that?
Please, do tell....

 

[senob44]

I'll bet!
I imagine driving with senob is a lot like witnessing primal scream therapy!

i just run over the bad people........


WHUMP!!!!


It's OK Senob! That person was bad!!!

 

[Facetious]

I think not. Remember Bush can't run for reelection.

True but what was that bill he signed where "if" there was an "emergency" there would be no election and and . . .

Friday (political correspondent) might know the specifics on it. *was signed into law, IIRC - via executive order w/in the last year.

BEWARE ! :eek:

 

[Friday on my mind]

True but what was that bill he signed where "if" there was an "emergency" there would be no election and and . . .

Friday (political correspondent) might know the specifics on it. *was signed into law, IIRC - via executive order w/in the last year.

BEWARE ! :eek:

^^^^^^LOL :rofl:

I just did a quick goggle on it and it sems there is some talk about an executive order he signed.Personally I don't think he could ever get away with it without something very extreme having happened like the an october surprise that is something along the lines of a major US city vaporized by a nuke.Even Lincoln allowed elections during the civil war.But with Bush you always have to have some concern I guess.:dunno:

 

[thepornguy]

The Mayan calender began something 4 thousand years ago and is still pretty much accurate to this day. Pretty amazing how these people can construct an acuurate calender only by looking at the stars. It does however inexpicably stop at 6 pm on December 21 2012, After all those years it just ends. Did they know something we don't?

I don't know all the details but the Mayan calendar was based around themes of renewal. In no sense did they believe the world would end in 2012 but simply begin another renewed cycle. It's no different than what happens when our calendar runs out... we go out and get another one. Modern science knows infinitesmally more about the universe than the Mayans could have ever known and encompasses all they could have known about objective physical reality, and modern science says there's no substantiation to the myth the world will end on December 21, 2012.

 

[dick van cock]

True but what was that bill he signed where "if" there was an "emergency" there would be no election and and . . .

Friday (political correspondent) might know the specifics on it. *was signed into law, IIRC - via executive order w/in the last year.

BEWARE ! :eek:

Let us all pretend this was true ...

Say hello to my little friends Harry "Checks" Reid and Nancy "Balances" Pelosi!

:wave2: Orgy Georgie, get ready to say bah-bah in...

261 days, 12 hours, 35 minutes, 46 seconds ... and counting...

http://www.backwardsbush.com/

 

[Facetious]

But....how is that possible?
Everything about you exudes gayness, right down to creating the Becks persona so you can troll for unsuspecting males....

Shirley you jest ! :eek: :jester:

its near so live your last days to the fullest:spump:

Morrison's Prophesy . .. The END !

Who's got the purple microdot ?

:tongue:

 

[YMIHERE]

The Rolling Stones - Out of Time

 

[Friday on my mind]

The end of something else maybe.
http://www.vh1.com/video/play.jhtml?artist=1009&vid=9826

 

[gunslingingbird]

Technically, that's not necessarily true if the Big Crunch theory is correct.

Even if it is, there will be a big void left over and, though there won't be anyone to measure it, time will continue until the next Big Bang.

By the way, there never really was a Big Bang. It was just a big handjob.

Well, if the end of time is near, I have a confession to make: I'm not gay.

You're not gay, but your boyfriend is, right?

 

[Imagine]

Even if it is, there will be a big void left over and, though there won't be anyone to measure it, time will continue until the next Big Bang.

Actually, there won't be a void. If the Big Crunch happens, then everything, including all dimensions, will be compressed into a, well, nothing. Not a lot of empty space, but no space at all. That includes time. Even if not, time couldn't pass in a singularity, infinitely small and infinitely dense, so it wouldn't exist in practice.

 

[Becks...poamr]

I imagine driving with senob is a lot like witnessing primal scream therapy!

It's not longer fun watching my life flash before my eyes.

Where's the fun in that?

Every once in a while, I try to behave. That usually doesn't last long because...well, I get bored.

It's OK Senob! That person was bad!!!

I NEVER say that. You probably wish I would, though.

 

[senob44]

I NEVER say that. You probably wish I would, though.

Well technically, you DON'T say that, because you don't call me Senob! :1orglaugh