the drinker's natural enemy...the butterface.

:weeping: You insensitive bastard! You said you loved me! Asshole! :crying:

Do I know you?

*walks on by without properly recognising your existence...*

But don't worry, when I'm 40 and alone, I'll cry over this chance encounter while I'm eating my morning cornflakes topped with scotch.

So it's not a loss entirely.
 
Do I know you?

*walks on by without properly recognising your existence...*

But don't worry, when I'm 40 and alone, I'll cry over this chance encounter while I'm eating my morning cornflakes topped with scotch.

So it's not a loss entirely.

Go on! Walk away! Pretend that what we had didn't matter to you! All those nights when I reassuringly held you in my arms, while you cried yourself to sleep over your sexual inadequacies, I guess none of that mattered to you. The moments when we cuddled in bed, and you held my hand, and swore that you would never leave me, those were all lies!

But, go ahead, walk away, don't come back again. I'll find someone to fill the void. Just remember that some day you'll regret walking away from me. You'll long for someone like me, but you won't find anyone like me. You'll come running back to me, but I'll have moved on by then.

Farewell, my beloved BlueBalls.
 
I agree with this. Amy Reid's body is, simply put, perfect: she's got great legs, a nice butt, spectacular natural breasts, a flat toned stomach, and even her pussy is pretty. She also has great fucking skills. If she had a face to match her body then she would be a modern day Helen of Troy; countries would be starting wars over who got to have her.

Well said, I have to applaud you, could not have said it better
 
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Necrobumped from 2010, I see. I don't think they've been identified before:

#12 Kyla Ebbert
#16 Rio Natsume
#27 Jelena Janković
#44 Tori Spelling

These sorts of lists just show that people have pretty disgustingly warped senses of beauty, if they really seriously think that all the women in that list are "butterfaces". If they don't, then it's just a case of "we compiled a list of women who we call butterfaces but don't really think that they are and then release it and watch all the butthurt people calling us out on being misogynistic and shit, aaahahaha, trolololo."

Number 1 is something I think most people would be considering as the most "butterface" of them all with that wider-than-usual smile, yet I find her face to be just fine. Not everything in a woman's face has to be cloned, chiseled and carved in according to some nebulous American classical standard of beauty.

Here's another ridiculous example of classifying someone a butterface:
http://jimcofer.com/personal/2008/12/01/eva-amurri-butterface/
http://www.brobible.com/girls/article/eva-amurri-butterface-or-not

:wtf:
 

Elwood70

Torn & Frayed.
A butterface isn't the drinker's enemy, it's a ready-made excuse to drink more.

"The more I drink, the better she looks."
 
A butterface isn't the drinker's enemy, it's a ready-made excuse to drink more.

"The more I drink, the better she looks."

I'll drink to that. :glugglug:

Butterface? :beer::beer::beer:
:drunk:
Betterface!! :love-smi:

Sorry, that was terrible. I'm very tired.
 

strokin42

Closed Account
This thread is very cool but man, I'm not picking up why anyone would think Amy Reid is a butterface! This woman has got it going on in every conceivable way... Great rack, great ass, toned belly, beautiful legs and I think she's very pretty. She's fucking great!

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Looking at this list I disagree with some

#2 is beautiful - if she is a BF we are all in trouble

#7 isn't that bad at all

BOTH #8 are fiiiiiiiine

I have no issues with #17

#27 isn't bad

#28 is HOT

If #43 is ugly - heaven help us all
 
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