The Dirty Adventures of the salesman.

tartanterrier

Is somewhere outhere.
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of
minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
high-powered vacuum cleaners."

"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and she
proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged
his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.

"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my
demonstration. " And with that, he emptied a bucket of ***** **** onto
her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all
traces of this ***** **** from your carpet, Madam, I will personally
eat the remainder."

The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned
good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning." :glugglug:
 

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