The curse of genius.

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
As a genius I appreciate a wide range of women. So I save the pics in one folder on my hard drive. When horny, I set the folder to slide show and crack one off.
'Tis most edifying.

As some of you may be aware I gain amusement from posting pictures of... shall we say "modified" body parts in the funnys section in order to shock, disgust and surprise the more sane members of our little Freeones fraternity.
I took great pleasure in the "wtf" neg rep I got from one poor soul earlier today and so thanked him for it (I'm a polite evil genius).

Occasionally the links don't work in Freeones, so I have to save a pic to my hard drive, then upload it to Freeones.
As an evil genius, I of course ensure that the picture is saved in a seperate folder to the girl pics and deleted immediately after upload (I'm sure you can see where this is going).
What this means is that just now, as I reached climax looking at Chica's place, the screen did not change, showing me a picture of a ********* penis and I did not cum, thereby getting the strange sensation of sexual pleasure while looking at an abomination.
I did not then feel as ashamed and wrong as I did when LirkingDurk inserted an open bottle of ******* into me, stood me on my head and danced around me singing La Cucaracha, because that never happened either.

I'm gonna go double check that folder now...
:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
 

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