The bible explained by /b/

[Will E Worm]

Yes, pseudo-science isn't science. Fortunately, I was talking about proper science.

Sure you were.

 

[Rattrap]

Fail.

Sure you were.

I'll take this as a no, and a concession, though I know you'll never admit it.

Still, my points are open to anyone else for argument.

 

[Will E Worm]

Re: You Fail.

I'll take this as a no, and a concession, though I know you'll never admit it.

Still, my points are open to anyone else for argument.

:tongue:

 

[BlueBalls]

Re: You Fail.

****Straw man Alert*****​

I don't even have to watch this, the still image tells me all I need to know about this video.

It's going to obviously be from a fundie Christian stand point with all of the bias that entails and whoever made it knows absolutely nothing about science.

"Came from rocks" are you fucking kidding me? :1orglaugh

 

[Will E Worm]

Re: You're a stawman

****No Straw man Alert needed*****​

I don't even have to watch this, the still image tells me all I need to know about this video.

Because you want to live a delusion and not believe in a Creator.

A Christian knows more about true science than a heathen Christ rejector. Who wants to deny Creation and live like an animal.

 

[offcgibby]

Old Testament God creates the universe and he sees it and it's serious business, but then Satan pretends to be a snake and trolls Eve, telling her Apple or GTFO (cuz she was already showing tits). She chooses the former and then she and her fuck buddy Adam get banned form Eden for being trollbait. Then a lot of serious f*cking incest occurs and we get the human race (wich explains a lot, really).

Then later God gets uber pissed about Pharaoh Hitler pwing the Jews so he gives Mozes some cheat codes for the universe. Mozes stages a mass slave runaway and he opens the sea so the Jews can run through, closing it behind him drowing the ancient Nazi's. God lol'd.

Some other less important stuff happens, mostly composed of a bunch of faggots writing emo poetry about God for him to fap to.

New Testament God finds Mary sleeping and just sticks the tip in and drops his load. Nine months later, Jesus is born. For his 13th birthday, God gave him more cheat codes than he gave Mozes, plus the rcon password for life and some CP.

Later, Jesus became a hard core ska punk and trolled the old school Jews hard. The got super pissed and permabanned him with a cross and some nine inch nails. They forgot he had God mode turned on though so he waited 3 days and hit vid_restart on the rcon panel, came back into life's server and laughed at the Jews.

After that, 3 more guys tell the same story, then this faggot Paul wrote an assload of shit about sex being evil and a bunch of other stuff that Jesus never f*cking said but everybody listened to Paul anyway because they're stupid.

The End.

Most of it is true but If Adam didn't eat the apple Sin would not be in the world today. Satan is a snake. That is one of the names that Satan is called in the bible. He Is a lion on the prowl seeking for whom he may devour. Not to forget that he is a deceiver and the only power he has is to persuade people. After Calvary Satan's teeth were taken from him. And If you Make Jesus your Lord and Savior than you will be in heaven.

 

[BlueBalls]

Re: You're a stawman

****No Straw man Alert needed*****​

Because you want to live a delusion and not believe in a Creator.

:1orglaugh:rofl::rofl2:

 

[Boothbabe]

IMO, people who believe in leprechauns should have as much rights as people who believe in a god. Unfortunately the first group of people is declared mad while the second group of people are entitiled to all sorts of rights based on what they believe.

 

[habo9]

Fuck me , has Will E got his friend involved?

 

[Patrick_S]

Lots of hilariously funny shit in this thread.

 

[Will E Worm]

:1orglaugh:rofl::rofl2:

:tongue:

IMO, people who believe in leprechauns should have as much rights as people who believe in a god. Unfortunately the first group of people is declared mad while the second group of people are entitiled to all sorts of rights based on what they believe.

Fuck me , has Will E got his friend involved?

I should invite people to join the site.
Would you stay?

I don't know the new guy. I hope he sticks around.
But, then again not much of the original post is true at all.

 

[offcgibby]

First off I am surprised that no one commented on my post above. The bible also says that the wages of sin is death. The bible also says that a man who lies with a man as he would lie with a woman has committed an abomination. So I can't figure out what leg the Gay community has to stand on? Would someone explain that 2 me. They are getting laws that giving them special treatment like the new part of the Matthew Shepard act. IF you say that being gay is a sin in the court in heaven you have committed a hate crime. Hey anyone want to go to jail with me for saying that being gay is a crime in heaven?

 

[habo9]

I can see love blossoming between Will E and offcgibby :lovecoupl

 

[Will E Worm]

First off I am surprised that no one commented on my post above. The bible also says that the wages of sin is death. The bible also says that a man who lies with a man as he would lie with a woman has committed an abomination. So I can't figure out what leg the Gay community has to stand on? Would someone explain that 2 me. They are getting laws that giving them special treatment like the new part of the Matthew Shepard act. IF you say that being gay is a sin in the court in heaven you have committed a hate crime. Hey anyone want to go to jail with me for saying that being gay is a crime in heaven?

It wouldn't be a crime in Heaven. Because they don't go to Heaven.
Also, the word is sodomite.

Free speech prevents them from inacting "hate crimes."

It would be better for these liberals, who hate America and the freedom we have, to move to another country.

Also, Matthew Shepard's death was blown out of proportion. He was just another victim.
He was looking for sex and drugs and was killed not because he was "gay."

 

[JayJohn85]

Thats just because blokes wrote it and they where farsighted enough to realise numbers= Power....Nuff said.

 

[Will E Worm]

Thats just because blokes wrote it and they where farsighted enough to realise numbers= Power....Nuff said.

Nope, the Constitution is the Supreme Law of the land.

Not a majority of people who hate America and want to destroy it.

 

[Patrick_S]

Someone close this thread for fucks sake. Now these homophobic pieces of shit really have gone too far.

 

[JayJohn85]

How does some people being homosexual destroy America? People are born that way they dont chose it nor is it some curable condition......Man you'd think all you radical morons would be happy that their are a few less males competiting for the attentions of females but then again you arent the brightest sparks.

 

[offcgibby]

I can see love blossoming between Will E and offcgibby :lovecoupl

Sorry Don't know this person. I am not trolling just stating facts that is all.

 

[Will E Worm]

Someone close this thread for fucks sake. Now these homophobic pieces of shit really have gone too far.

It was just fine to bash the Bible and Christians. :crash:

But....oh no now that we have "attacked" something you don't want to be "attack" we have gone too far.

Oh, Heavens!

How does some people being homosexual destroy America? People are born that way they dont chose to it nor is it some curable condition......Man you think all you radical morons would be happy that their are a few less males competiting for the attentions of females but then again you arent the brightest sparks.

No, they are not "born that way."

Genesis 5:2 (KJV)
Male and female created he them; and blessed them, and called their name Adam, in the day when they were created.