Old Testament God creates the universe and he sees it and it's serious business, but then Satan pretends to be a snake and trolls Eve, telling her Apple or GTFO (cuz she was already showing tits). She chooses the former and then she and her fuck buddy Adam get banned form Eden for being trollbait. Then a lot of serious f*cking incest occurs and we get the human race (wich explains a lot, really).
Then later God gets uber pissed about Pharaoh Hitler pwing the Jews so he gives Mozes some cheat codes for the universe. Mozes stages a mass slave runaway and he opens the sea so the Jews can run through, closing it behind him drowing the ancient Nazi's. God lol'd.
Some other less important stuff happens, mostly composed of a bunch of faggots writing emo poetry about God for him to fap to.
New Testament God finds Mary sleeping and just sticks the tip in and drops his load. Nine months later, Jesus is born. For his 13th birthday, God gave him more cheat codes than he gave Mozes, plus the rcon password for life and some CP.
Later, Jesus became a hard core ska punk and trolled the old school Jews hard. The got super pissed and permabanned him with a cross and some nine inch nails. They forgot he had God mode turned on though so he waited 3 days and hit vid_restart on the rcon panel, came back into life's server and laughed at the Jews.
After that, 3 more guys tell the same story, then this faggot Paul wrote an assload of shit about sex being evil and a bunch of other stuff that Jesus never f*cking said but everybody listened to Paul anyway because they're stupid.
The End.
Then later God gets uber pissed about Pharaoh Hitler pwing the Jews so he gives Mozes some cheat codes for the universe. Mozes stages a mass slave runaway and he opens the sea so the Jews can run through, closing it behind him drowing the ancient Nazi's. God lol'd.
Some other less important stuff happens, mostly composed of a bunch of faggots writing emo poetry about God for him to fap to.
New Testament God finds Mary sleeping and just sticks the tip in and drops his load. Nine months later, Jesus is born. For his 13th birthday, God gave him more cheat codes than he gave Mozes, plus the rcon password for life and some CP.
Later, Jesus became a hard core ska punk and trolled the old school Jews hard. The got super pissed and permabanned him with a cross and some nine inch nails. They forgot he had God mode turned on though so he waited 3 days and hit vid_restart on the rcon panel, came back into life's server and laughed at the Jews.
After that, 3 more guys tell the same story, then this faggot Paul wrote an assload of shit about sex being evil and a bunch of other stuff that Jesus never f*cking said but everybody listened to Paul anyway because they're stupid.
The End.
4chan is extremely funny sometimes.
