Any of ya ever been with someone who just doesnt do it for ya? I mean to a fault, like they kiss all wrong, the body is a bad surprise and ya dont know if she's cumming or speaking Wookiee?
Alright, so there I was! Going down under on some married lady I happened to fancy when CRIKEY! She mistook her tongue for a spastic flopping fish and did anything BUT tongue wiff me!
Got past that alright, but I'll be damned the lights were down low and I couldnt find the nipple! I could've sworn it was.. wait no, what section did we park in? SOMEBODY JACKED THAT NIPPLE! Oh wait, thats it. ::moves 3 inches south::
So in I go, exploring her murky depths.. cock was brave and went in sans rubber. I warned him but treasure and the promise of emptied balls drew him in!
And.. I honestly couldnt tell you if she made a nut or what. Two hours and I dont know if the constant.. and I mean constant (groaning)moaning is indicative of a previous meal at White Castle or just because she's getting my nine inch nail! (Trent=Genius)
There was no clear indicator of pleasure nor life. I was about to check for a pulse when she got a call from the hubby. Saved by the clueless!
Saw her a couple more times, spent many hours trying every last variation I could.. tongue, vibrator, fingies.. no luck! Ah well. There is a lesson to be learned, here! FreeOnes could've saved me many lost hours... if only my DSL bill was paid back in 2K5..
Your turn. Spit out a story, brothers!
Alright, so there I was! Going down under on some married lady I happened to fancy when CRIKEY! She mistook her tongue for a spastic flopping fish and did anything BUT tongue wiff me!
Got past that alright, but I'll be damned the lights were down low and I couldnt find the nipple! I could've sworn it was.. wait no, what section did we park in? SOMEBODY JACKED THAT NIPPLE! Oh wait, thats it. ::moves 3 inches south::
So in I go, exploring her murky depths.. cock was brave and went in sans rubber. I warned him but treasure and the promise of emptied balls drew him in!
And.. I honestly couldnt tell you if she made a nut or what. Two hours and I dont know if the constant.. and I mean constant (groaning)moaning is indicative of a previous meal at White Castle or just because she's getting my nine inch nail! (Trent=Genius)
There was no clear indicator of pleasure nor life. I was about to check for a pulse when she got a call from the hubby. Saved by the clueless!
Saw her a couple more times, spent many hours trying every last variation I could.. tongue, vibrator, fingies.. no luck! Ah well. There is a lesson to be learned, here! FreeOnes could've saved me many lost hours... if only my DSL bill was paid back in 2K5..
Your turn. Spit out a story, brothers!
