The Answer's No - ask Red XXX anything!

[Red XXX]

Hmm... maybe an easy one. Do you taste like ripe strawberries?

I'm not quite sure, if I do its always mixed with cum :drool1:

 

[mrtrebus]

Well you could wait for us to finish talking about bakery yes I know in one end out the other :why:

Why not?
So, you like it to go in one end & out the other?

 

[Red XXX]

Why not?
So, you like it to go in one end & out the other?

It saves on Senokot!

 

[vodkazvictim]

Oh....I've known worse ...... really you're all fluffy on the inside

And furry down below :tongue:

Red Hot & Vodka sitting in a tree d-r-i-n-k-i-n-g

:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:




:throwup:

Can I get you drunk? Uhm, I mean, get you a drink?

 

[Red XXX]

Can I get you drunk? Uhm, I mean, get you a drink?

I'm pleased to say moving to the Wild West and drinking cider has taken my tits from 32 B to 34 E, so yes please :eek:

 

[mrtrebus]

I'm pleased to say moving to the Wild West and drinking cider has taken my tits from 32 B to 34 E, so yes please :eek:

& your pussy tastes like apples? :drool1:


Not so sure about them advocating the virtues of drinking alcoholic apple based beverages to a young audience. They start 'em young in the west country though!

 

[Shifty]

So, can I get some then Ms. Red? :yesyes:

 

[Red XXX]

& your pussy tastes like apples? :drool1:


Not so sure about them advocating the virtues of drinking alcoholic apple based beverages to a young audience. They start 'em young in the west country though!

My cultural heroes :bowdown:

 

[Red XXX]

So, can I get some then Ms. Red? :yesyes:

What The Wurzles ?

 

[mrtrebus]

My cultural heroes :bowdown:

Not forgetting Jethro & Gus Honeybun!

PS - can I take you scrumping?

 

[Red XXX]

Not forgetting Jethro & Gus Honeybun!

PS - can I take you scrumping?

Only if Gus can cum along

 

[mrtrebus]

Only if Gus can cum along

Well I'll get my people to contact his people then his people to contact your people then your people to contact my people then my people to etc etc. . .

I'm sure he'll be up for it. He loves to watch, the dirty little wabbit.

 

[Red XXX]

Well I'll get my people to contact his people then his people to contact your people then your people to contact my people then my people to etc etc. . .

I'm sure he'll be up for it. He loves to watch, the dirty little wabbit.

Don't forget to clear it with Petra http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=470570 or we could both be in trouble :1orglaugh

 

[mrtrebus]

Don't forget to clear it with Petra http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=470570 or we could both be in trouble :1orglaugh

Be quiet! Don't draw attention to yourself & we will be fine, just get in the back of the van!

 

[phanto_1985]

No I'm from the Red planet

What's the weather like in Mars today?

 

[Shifty]

What is your favorite sexual position in elaborate, groin-grabbing detail?

 

[Red XXX]

Be quiet! Don't draw attention to yourself & we will be fine, just get in the back of the van!

Have you got a beer stained mattress in the back :eek:

 

[Red XXX]

What's the weather like in Mars today?

Just got up, yesterday was quite cold -40C but we had light carbon dioxide rain! I just hope we don't have a red dust storm, as I'm going out later

 

[Red XXX]

What is your favorite sexual position in elaborate, groin-grabbing detail?

Groin-grabbing! I quite like being fucked from behind whilst having my hair pulled so I'm suspended off the ground! But its nice to have a guys wife/girlfriend with her legs wrapped round my head so I can lick her out, whilst he's fucking me and if you pop something in my anus, I really let go :surprise: orrrr

 

[mrtrebus]

Have you got a beer stained mattress in the back :eek:

Bloody hell luv. You like the luxurious lifestyle don't ya!