The Answer's No - ask Red XXX anything!

[Red XXX]

Can you scratch an itch for me?

Depends, where is it and what do you want it scratched with !

 

[Red XXX]

Happy Valentine :blowjob:

 

[grower_boy]

1. Have you ever shot your finisher inside the opening of a woman's ass?

2. Would you consider joining a club that goes by the name "union of perverts"?

 

[turtle825]

Don't you hate pants?

 

[TheOrangeCat]

So, where are you taking me for our filthy weekend of sex by the sea?

Skegness or Jaywick?

(all other terms and conditions as outlined in this thread
http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=5412192&postcount=31
still apply. )

 

[vodkazvictim]

Fancy a cuppa?

 

[julialee89]

You're A Marsian?

You should know that women are from Venus, males from Mars and dogs from Pluto

 

[HE1FiNEARTiST]

will you ever be wealthy?...... oh, wait......

 

[L3ggy]

You should know that women are from Venus, males from Mars and dogs from Pluto

Are you stalking me, Norwegian?

 

[Red XXX]

1. Have you ever shot your finisher inside the opening of a woman's ass?

2. Would you consider joining a club that goes by the name "union of perverts"?

1.I've never shot a finisher anywhere!

2.'I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member'.

 

[Red XXX]

Don't you hate pants?

Knickers!

 

[Red XXX]

So, where are you taking me for our filthy weekend of sex by the sea?

Skegness or Jaywick?

(all other terms and conditions as outlined in this thread
http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=5412192&postcount=31
still apply. )

Skeggy

 

[Red XXX]

Fancy a cuppa?

No, but a cream tea would be nice :drool1:

 

[Red XXX]

You should know that women are from Venus, males from Mars and dogs from Pluto

Poor Pluto, one minute a planet - the next not!

 

[Red XXX]

will you ever be wealthy?...... oh, wait......

Money is no Gauge to wealth!

 

[Red XXX]

Are you stalking me, Norwegian?

I'm sorry I will not have stalking in this thread :eek:

 

[mrtrebus]

Does your chewing gum lose it's flavour on the bedpost over night?

 

[Red XXX]

Does your chewing gum lose it's flavour on the bedpost over night?

My mummy always say's don't chew it? But I do swallow, but not in spite!

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Skeggy

You're all class. I knew it!

 

[mrtrebus]

Did you know that Mr Wu's a window cleaner now?