The Answer's No - ask Red XXX anything!

[TheOrangeCat]

Only if your rough little tongue licked my nipples

It's a deal ... my tongue is at your disposal.

Now, about the pettings I will be receiving .......

 

[Red XXX]

Would you spank me? Cross my palm with silver.
Do you watch family guy? I'm in family guy!
Can I buy you a drink? No, you can make me a drink.
Would you wear a sheep costume and bleet for me while I fuck you from behind? Can you stop taking the P out of my neighbours!
How do you take your vodka? A nice Pimms for me!
Do you like Bondages? (Bond films) No, just bondage films.
Who's your favourite actor Arnold Ridley
Do you watch american dad? No
Do you like lavender? No
Who's your favourite actress? No
Do you watch the Cleveland show? No
What languages do you speak? I'm learning yokel.
Click the (lower) link in my sig to my avatar. Do you like it? Can you describe the expression on her face? She appears to have the 'torpar of despair' about her.
Do you like lemons? No

And finally:
Do you think the :vodkazvictim: smiley which will simply be a smiley in a dunce hat with a bottle will shortly be created on Freeones? No.

 

[L3ggy]

Do you like Animals :wave2:

 

[mokbel69]

Surely there's a better way to pass time than having sex?
But if we must have sex surely you like spooning the best?
Doggy is good too or how about a 69?
So there isn't a better position than having the woman on top?

 

[Rane1071]

Will you marry me ?? Do I have to stay home instead of going to the pub??

 

[Red XXX]

Do you like Animals :wave2:

Only stuffed :eek::eek::eek:

 

[Red XXX]

surely there's a better way to pass time than having sex?
But if we must have sex surely you like spooning the best?
Doggy is good too or how about a 69?
So there isn't a better position than having the woman on top?

no + 4

 

[Red XXX]

Will you marry me ?? Do I have to stay home instead of going to the pub??

No to marriage As we're not married you can do what you like :glugglug:

 

[mokbel69]

no + 4

ok so is cowgirl better than reverse cowgirl?
finally to the real question.....
why do you like reverse cowgirl the best?

 

[bahodeme]

Only stuffed :eek::eek::eek:

Oh Really?
Or are you just teasing me??

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Will you pop my cherry? Please? :bowdown:

 

[vodkazvictim]

Will you pop Apollo Balboa's cherry, please?

 

[Red XXX]

Oh Really?
Or are you just teasing me??

Moi!

 

[Red XXX]

Will you pop my cherry? Please? :bowdown:

I can't believe it hasn't been popped :wave:

 

[Red XXX]

Will you pop Apollo Balboa's cherry, please?

Will you?



















Please :eek:

 

[Red XXX]

ok so is cowgirl better than reverse cowgirl?
finally to the real question.....
why do you like reverse cowgirl the best?

Because when I'm riding, I can see where I've been!:horse:

 

[mrtrebus]

Will you cook me breakfast dressed in a gorilla suit plus top hat, monocle & clown shoes
whilst singing Cream's Tales of Brave Ulysses?

 

[Red XXX]

Will you cook me breakfast dressed in a gorilla suit plus top hat, monocle & clown shoes
whilst singing Cream's Tales of Brave Ulysses?

NO!I'm tempted by the clown shoes

 

[ApolloBalboa]

I can't believe it hasn't been popped :wave:

Sad, but true.

Will you and vodka both pop my cherry, please?

 

[mrtrebus]

NO!I'm tempted by the clown shoes

:bawling: