A woman was shopping at her local supermarket, where she selected:
* 1 litres of Milk,
* a carton of eggs,
* a litre of orange juice,
* a head of lettuce,
* a 500g can of coffee, and
* a kilo package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
***** standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of
the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the ***** calmly
stated,
"You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was
intrigued by the *****'s intuition, since she was indeed single.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the ***** to
her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what?
You're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The ***** replied, "Cause you're ugly."
:rofl:
* 1 litres of Milk,
* a carton of eggs,
* a litre of orange juice,
* a head of lettuce,
* a 500g can of coffee, and
* a kilo package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
***** standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of
the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the ***** calmly
stated,
"You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was
intrigued by the *****'s intuition, since she was indeed single.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the ***** to
her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what?
You're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The ***** replied, "Cause you're ugly."
:rofl:
