Texts From Bennett

[TheOrangeCat]

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They are fucking hilarious.

To upsum, Bennett is a 17 year old white boy from Kansas who thinks he is a Crip. His ****** began posting Bennett's texts and the blog has become a sensation .... as the site says, Bennett is 'one of the most unintentionally funny souls .. on the planet'


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[STDiva]

These are incredible.

 

[tiger1977]

Is he half retarded???

 

[xfire]

:1orglaugh Makes me think of Riley off The Boondocks.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Not the high end of the gene pool...

 

[Thomas O'Malley]

Awesome!

 

[No_Man]

I'm quite certain these are the exact text messages of the very, very WHITE **** that drive past our house every evening blasting whatever 5 year old urban/rap **** they happen to have just stumbled across while living in their rural-midwest bubble.

 

[PirateKing]

Playa hatahs g0na ****.

 

[vodkazvictim]

But now I know TOC is still with us it gives me hope for the future of FO.
:hi:
Hope you're well m8.

 

[Rane1071]

I think he's on to something about those "midgits" though. Yo!

 

[squallumz]

uhg, my eyes cant take in all that bullshit slang. is it slang? wtf is that called anyway? ebonics?

 

[Briana Lee]

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They are fucking hilarious.

To upsum, Bennett is a 17 year old white boy from Kansas who thinks he is a Crip. His ****** began posting Bennett's texts and the blog has become a sensation .... as the site says, Bennett is 'one of the most unintentionally funny souls .. on the planet'


Enjoy

:rofl2: Love it!!

 

[Legzman]

bah, trying to read that gibberish is making my eyes hurt.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I love the one - 'no texts from Bennett today. He says he is sick with 'flu or AIDS'' ...

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

U smell like a gay kitten. Love it.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

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[DJCowboy]

The "yogert" speech is the best quote ever

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[gunslingingbird]

That fucking mongoloid needs some chlorine in his gene pool. :ban:

 

[Tittyman5000]

I picture Napolean Dynamites ******* in a blue du rag :rofl2: Ha ha ha! **** cuz Mcdonalds gotz da best Fish sandwich!

 

[fathomite]

Y'all do know these are bullshit made up by a team of writers, right?