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Texas crowd cheers Palin’s secession remark in rally for Rick Perry
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PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
I don't think Texas and Quebec are comparable. I assume Texas would be self sufficient (though it would be a hard fought battle), but there was no way Quebec could have seperated without economic disaster, and that is even with Quebec planning on using Canadian currency and a EU-like no border system.
Better watch what you ask for. Puppet state my ass!!! You must have never been to Texas (ever hear of Texas toilet paper? It don't take shit off NOBODY!)
Well now, that is the worst toilet paper in the world then, isn't it?
Jagger69
Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
Uhhhh.....I guess you don't get it? Being a "feriner", I guess you wouldn't.
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Congrats Lisa! You're officially the only interesting thing about this thread. Don't you feel special? :wave2:
Supafly
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You picked the awesomest opportunity and The Thing From The North sure does the perfect advertisement for you.
Do another movie, 'Fucking Teabaggers' :rofl:
I'll buy a copy right away :thumbsup:
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Beautyful
You go right ahead and secede, Texas.
Rey C.
Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
Ah yes, the Birthers.
People whose knowledge of the legal system is based on the last time they went to the Building Inspector's Office to get an occupancy permit for their used single wide trailer. If the tornado season is particularly brutal this year, and takes out a few dozen trailer parks throughout the south... there goes Palin's support base. Maybe her next book will be titled Gone With the Wind.
Rey C.
Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
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You know I"m Nailin' Palin!!!
You and Bristol are both the only Palin's I'd like to be Nailin'
Ah yes, the Birthers.
If the tornado season is particularly brutal this year, and takes out a few dozen trailer parks throughout the south... there goes Palin's support base. Maybe her next book will be titled Gone With the Wind.
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that is fucking yummie :yummie:
i see why they cheered for palin...her appeal is suddenly clear to me
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Bad idea; EVERYONE would fight back. Carpet bombing would be the way to go.
Good idea.
I'd like to see Texas alone start imperial ambitions; strike to the North (america) and cruise missiles will eliminate your airfields, following which you'd see the "devil's cross" in the sky. Texas would fall.Better watch what you ask for. Puppet state my ass!!! You must have never been to Texas (ever hear of Texas toilet paper? It don't take shit off NOBODY!)
My guess is that Texas, if it did indeed secede from the union, would go on the offensive and immediately declare war on Oklahoma. Besides, Texas' immigration laws are already very Mexico-friendly (who else would we have to cut the grass for us?). In fact, an invasion of Mexico (remember that little Alamo thing? we're still a bit upset about that) is not at all beyond reason as the great nation of Texas would embark on its imperial conquest of everything south of the Rio Grande all the way to Panama (we want our canal back!). Plus, if we did secede, the Longhorns would be national champs in every major college sport EVERY YEAR.
Besides, if the USA threatened us, we'd cut off their supply of Cholula and Tapatio so fast it would make your head spin! How do you like them apples, Yanks???!!!
Secession huh? Hmmmm....the idea is beginning to grow on me!
Try to go southward and immigrants from those countries would take out your airstrips with mortars, resulting in a lack of air supremacy and "cessna-interceptors" ruling your skies.
The only thing you'd have going for you is that you'd have a great many armed texans who're presumably good shots.
Poor Canadians.
Supafly
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I thinkm as long as the Bush family still has it's hands in the texan wheels and deals, there may be a lot of shouting and ranting going on about 'secession' and whatnot, but they ain't gonna leave.
I see it over here in germany too, just more about other issues. As people do not shy away from having second thoughts if their senators, the guys they been voting for all the years, are doing THAT good, they need to put them in a state of mind they stop doing so much rational thinking, and go either back to the 'ah fuck, I'll vote for the same old guy again'... or get all hateful, and fearful, and vote on that emotion.
Yeah! The brown guys are coming all over, stealing your jobs, and Big Government and Obamacare will do the rest! And they are coming for our guns! And they want all our daughters to have abortions! And a mosque in your street, with mad muslims all over!
I see it over here in germany too, just more about other issues. As people do not shy away from having second thoughts if their senators, the guys they been voting for all the years, are doing THAT good, they need to put them in a state of mind they stop doing so much rational thinking, and go either back to the 'ah fuck, I'll vote for the same old guy again'... or get all hateful, and fearful, and vote on that emotion.
Yeah! The brown guys are coming all over, stealing your jobs, and Big Government and Obamacare will do the rest! And they are coming for our guns! And they want all our daughters to have abortions! And a mosque in your street, with mad muslims all over!