PirateKing

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If Palin supporters were to form their own country I wouldn't be against invading them.
 
I'm pretty sure that Texas does not have the right to secede but only break itself up into five or six states. That law goes back to before the Civil War and the south wanted to be able to counter any more free states being admitted to the Union.
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
If Palin supporters were to form their own country I wouldn't be against invading them.


Nah, just build an electric fence around the whole thing, put cameras up and sell the feed to the networks for a new reality TV show: Retarded Barbarians at the Gate.

But before they fuck up Texas, we have to get our pals Jagger, Nina Mercedez and Love Gisele on our side of the fence. Am I forgetting anybody else?
 

Jagger69

Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
Ugh....sometimes I am SO embarrassed to be a Texan.

Rick Perry is a corrupt piece of shit and needs to go....
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Here is an idea for all you Americans.

Let Texas leave the union.

Sounds crazy, I know. But due to America's size, Texas will be little more than a puppet state for you guys. So, what you do is you use your influence to make Texas law much more lax towards Mexican immigrants than, say, laws in California. With Texas being used as a buffer state for the Mexicans, you can vamp up America's immigration laws and deal a blow to illegal immigrants.

And within decades, Texas will come crawling back with its tail between its legs, begging for the help of the good ol' United States of America.

:thumbsup:
 

Supafly

Retired Mod
Bronze Member
This clip reminds me of the 'Czars' demagogue strategy.

As said in the clip, it's all about keywords. Pushing simple trugger buttons in the crowd that always work and bypass any rational thinking.

Best throw in a coupke of them, and then play 'Dixie' and you got them in the sack. Everything you say from then is accepted and cheered on then.

Reminds me of Jörg Haider in Austria. Like Palin, he looked hot, and he knew how to play the crowd. Well, he wrapped his car around a concrete bridge last year. Sarah can always go back to her hometown, doesn't need to follow him there.
 
Here is an idea for all you Americans.

Let Texas leave the union.

Sounds crazy, I know. But due to America's size, Texas will be little more than a puppet state for you guys. So, what you do is you use your influence to make Texas law much more lax towards Mexican immigrants than, say, laws in California. With Texas being used as a buffer state for the Mexicans, you can vamp up America's immigration laws and deal a blow to illegal immigrants.

And within decades, Texas will come crawling back with its tail between its legs, begging for the help of the good ol' United States of America.

:thumbsup:

lol I approve.
 
Everyone needs to remember one thing. Texas did try to secede from the Union.

Way back in 1861.

We all know how well that turned out.
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
Everyone needs to remember one thing. Texas did try to secede from the Union.

Way back in 1861.

We all know how well that turned out.

Yeah, but to the wingnuts, it's still not over. If I'd been thinking ahead, I would have made up thousands of "The South Will Rise Again" t-shirts when Obama was elected. I could have sold them out of the back of my car at gunshows and made enough to retire last summer.
 
Yeah, but to the wingnuts, it's still not over. If I'd been thinking ahead, I would have made up thousands of "The South Will Rise Again" t-shirts when Obama was elected. I could have sold them out of the back of my car at gunshows and made enough to retire last summer.

Or "Impeach Obama" bumper stickers.
 
I don't think Texas is seceding, it's Washington D.C. I don't know what country this admnistration is trying to turn us into but if Washington is done with the constitution, we'll take it and let Washington go its way.
 

Jagger69

Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
Here is an idea for all you Americans.

Let Texas leave the union.

Sounds crazy, I know. But due to America's size, Texas will be little more than a puppet state for you guys. So, what you do is you use your influence to make Texas law much more lax towards Mexican immigrants than, say, laws in California. With Texas being used as a buffer state for the Mexicans, you can vamp up America's immigration laws and deal a blow to illegal immigrants.

And within decades, Texas will come crawling back with its tail between its legs, begging for the help of the good ol' United States of America.

:thumbsup:

Better watch what you ask for. Puppet state my ass!!! You must have never been to Texas (ever hear of Texas toilet paper? It don't take shit off NOBODY!) :mad:

My guess is that Texas, if it did indeed secede from the union, would go on the offensive and immediately declare war on Oklahoma. Besides, Texas' immigration laws are already very Mexico-friendly (who else would we have to cut the grass for us?). In fact, an invasion of Mexico (remember that little Alamo thing? we're still a bit upset about that) is not at all beyond reason as the great nation of Texas would embark on its imperial conquest of everything south of the Rio Grande all the way to Panama (we want our canal back!). Plus, if we did secede, the Longhorns would be national champs in every major college sport EVERY YEAR.

Besides, if the USA threatened us, we'd cut off their supply of Cholula and Tapatio so fast it would make your head spin! How do you like them apples, Yanks???!!!

Secession huh? Hmmmm....the idea is beginning to grow on me! :D
 
Palin is a moron, and is using the anti-government sentiment for all it's worth right now...

But hey, everyone is entitled to their own opinions... until they try to force me to change mine, then we've got a problem, be it the right or the left.
 

JayJohn85

Banned
Dunno seems like a pile of shit....Its like Quebec wanting to leave Canada...Are these states self sufficient then?
 
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