Tessa Fowler
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She hasn't posted to tessafowler.com in a while either. Wonder if she's done?
There are more photo and video sets coming.
Looking forward to the upcoming scene with Lana Kendrick, there is a hint of it on Tessa's instagram and Lana's Twitter page.
Cheers
Tessa Rings Pinup Files
( A fun post)
( A fun post)
The Phone at Pinup Files Studio: Ring Ring, Ring Ring, Ring Ring.
Pinup Files Studio: Hello Pinup Files studio, how can we help you.
Tessa: Hi guys it's Tessa.
Pinup Files Studio: Tessa, Tessa who?
Tessa: Fowler, you know the gorgeous short busty redhead who doesn't stick out the ground very far.
Pinup Files Studio: Oh! hi Tessa, sorry were a bit distracted, it's the usual chaos and bedlam around here you know how it is, whats up sweetie girl.
Tessa: Um! One of my fans Crusty Hill reckons we should redo Dance Funk, you know Dance Funk 2 and this time let's get it right.
Pinup Files Studio: Crusty Hill OH GOD, not that sarcastic annoying fucking prick again, okay what's he crapping on about now ?
Tessa: He reckons that a Dance Funk Video Should have three key elements they are,
1 Very upbeat music that contains the word Funk
2 Dancing with a friend or friends no matter how bad your moves are
3 Taking it to the streets and studio
Pinup Files Studio: Whoa slow down Tessa we got a problem with number three straight away, He's suggesting a video with more than one location in it.
Tessa: Yes.
Pinup Files Studio: Gee Tessa we have never done anything like that for you, I don't know if we are capable of meeting that challenge, it sounds a bit beyond our technical expertise, we might have to get back to you on that one.
Wow a video with several different locations in it, what will they think of next.
Tessa: He also reckons we should look at a Dance Funk video that two girls did on their cheap home camera, it's a classic home made low grade video but does contain the three key elements he mentioned and even a few basic cheap effects
that work.
Pinup Files Studio: Okay let's take a look at it.
Tessa: Here you go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiKowvBavjg
Pinup Files Studio: Hey Tessa that's a fun video and those girls nailed it but they both have got some pretty ordinary dance moves.
Tessa: I know, but after watching me dance in my Dance Funk video I could easily add those awkward moves to my dance Repertoire.
Actually I dance better after a few drinks and I have done some street dancing.
Pinup Files Studio: You Have ?
Tessa: Yes I will send you that video too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXd5MiRukmI
Pinup Files Studio: WOW girl a couple of drinks and you got the moves, if we did do another dance video we might have to stick a few beers in you first, thats funny.
What does Crusty Hill think of that video ?
Tessa: This is how he reacts when watches that video or some of my home made videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw3CE04LGiA
Pinup Files Studio: LOL Okay so who does he think you should dance with ?
Tessa: Lana Kendrick, he thinks me and Lana look good together and he likes Lana, Lana is nice.
Pinup Files Studio: So we are talking about you and Lana dancing in the street fully clothed obviously, and then back at the studio you both let it all hang out.
Tessa: Yes
Pinup Files Studio: Gee we don't know Tessa, we don't normally give signs that we are listening to our customers or fans, you know we have been implementing a policy here for years and that is zero public relations skills.
Some say we are fast becoming dinosaurs, but were creatures of habit around here and as you know Tessa, dinosaurs don't like drastic changes.
We might have a think about it, but don't hold your breath.
Okay anything else Tessa ?
Tessa: No that will do for now, see you later.
Tessa hangs up the phone and thinks to herself - oh thank god that long winded fucking conversation is over, I have had enough of this shit for one day I'm going to grab some beers and watch two of the best dance funk videos ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnodEEnMvC8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPf0YbXqDm0
God bless you Tessa you are amazing
Gram'ma Funk
" I need a little more volume you know what I'm saying"
Found this on her reddit.
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God sent down to earth one of his most beutifull angels to live amongst us mere mortals
She has brought so much joy and laughter to people around the world
"Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keep friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment."
Greenville Kleisser
This angel is gifted with incredible personality and very distinctive character
"Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, ambition inspired, and success achieved."
Helen Keller
When this angel smiles, hearts melt
"Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy."
Thich Nhat Hanh
And now this angel inspires and uplifts people during their dark times
"It has been my philosophy of life that difficulties vanish when faced boldly." Isaac Asimov
This angel has a name, that name is Tessa Fowler
Thank You Tessa, Thank You for Everything.
God sent down to earth one of his most beutifull angels to live amongst us mere mortals
She has brought so much joy and laughter to people around the world
"Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keep friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment."
Greenville Kleisser
This angel is gifted with incredible personality and very distinctive character
"Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, ambition inspired, and success achieved."
Helen Keller
When this angel smiles, hearts melt
"Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy."
Thich Nhat Hanh
And now this angel inspires and uplifts people during their dark times
"It has been my philosophy of life that difficulties vanish when faced boldly." Isaac Asimov
This angel has a name, that name is Tessa Fowler
Thank You Tessa, Thank You for Everything.
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