Telemarketing calls

[Ravenholm]

How many here get them? and how many here find them annoying?.

I am sick to fuck of these scum fuck bastard-arsed sons of prostitutes calling about this and about that. I would set fire to the bastards and watch them run around screaming and just laugh at them. FUCKERS!.

Always pestering us with unwanted calls about sh!t we've no interest in. Try calling us with offers to hook us up for blowjobs from our favourite female celebs (tv movie porn etc) then maybe you would be more welcome when you pester us with fucking calls!.

I got woke up an hour or so ago I must have fell asleep on the couch I had no idea I was really that tired. Anyway, the dream I was having was a damn good one. It didn't have anyone famous in it but I enjoyed it. To try and imagine how I felt when having the dream, imagine being with Jessica Alba and she then starts to kneel infront of you and you hear your zip being pulled down and then... the fucking phone rings and it wake's you up from the dream.

BAAAASTAAAARDS!!! :hairpull:

Death to ALL telemarketing scum fuck cock-whores! :ak47:

 

[sallyfields]

so i take it you not like them much then?

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Absolutely annoying beyond all imagination. It's a violation of privacy and should entirely be illegal. All they will ever hear from my end of the line is click.

 

[Hypergalaxy]

Do not call act of 07. Register, shit will save you from plenty of headaches.


https://www.donotcall.gov/

 

[Ravenholm]

Yeah but is that site for the UK and not just the US. I scanned it and it had like a US phone number to call the site on. Shame that. The UK as far as I am aware has fuck all like this for it's folks. We get harrassed by these vermin constantly all over the UK.

Telemarketing people are like The Tories. A bunch of rashes.

 

[claydavis]

Yeah totally agree telemarketing calls suck. They generally interrupt you whilst having dinner or doing something else. I just hang up on them or if I am in the mood I break their balls.

 

[Hypergalaxy]

Yeah but is that site for the UK and not just the US. I scanned it and it had like a US phone number to call the site on. Shame that. The UK as far as I am aware has fuck all like this for it's folks. We get harrassed by these vermin constantly all over the UK.

Telemarketing people are like The Tories. A bunch of rashes.

No sorry I didnt know you were in UK. Finally one thing we have that you guys dont.

 

[Ravenholm]

No sorry I didnt know you were in UK. Finally one thing we have that you guys dont.

Only one thing, my friend? you have Jessica Alba, we don't. You have Christina Hendricks, we don't. You have Steven Spielberg, we have Paul WS Anderson. You have army weapons that can see through walls and can shoot guys from miles off. We have sawn off air rifles.

One good thing is we have Iron Maiden. You have Metallica, lmfao!

:nanner:

 

[Hypergalaxy]

Only one thing, my friend? you have Jessica Alba, we don't. You have Christina Hendricks, we don't. You have Steven Spielberg, we have Paul WS Anderson. You have army weapons that can see through walls and can shoot guys from miles off. We have sawn off air rifles.

One good thing is we have Iron Maiden. You have Metallica, lmfao!

:nanner:

You can take Jessica Alba... I beg you please take her and never return her.

 

[lurkingdirk]

When I answer a telemarketer I like to pretend that I have kids in high school who are trying to sell magazine subscriptions. It's quite fun to try to talk them into buying something.

 

[Ravenholm]

so i take it you not like them much then?

Let's just say the fuckers wont be on my Xmas list. Not now, not ever.

THE BASTARDS!.

Absolutely annoying beyond all imagination. It's a violation of privacy and should entirely be illegal. All they will ever hear from my end of the line is click.

Funny tale comes to mind here.

One day a couple of weeks ago I was getting frustrated as fuck playing Left 4 Dead in single player on Advanced mode. Anyway a call comes through, I answer it in a rage. I was like "HULLO!" the Scottish version of "Hello" and the guy at the other end was like "Hi, I...." and I just hung up on the cunt. And went back to Left 4 Dead mumbling violent things to myself LOL.

Yeah totally agree telemarketing calls suck. They generally interrupt you whilst having dinner or doing something else. I just hang up on them or if I am in the mood I break their balls.

I have been really tempted many times in the past to lose it with them. One time with a company called TalkTalk I almost lost it with them. FIVE TIMES. Five times they contacted me to go with them. Three different callers at the door and twice on the phone. Again, as with the above situation, I was in a bad mood when the woman called on the phone from TalkTalk one time.

I said to her something like "don't you people understand the meaning of NO. No means NO!. This is the fifth time I have been harrassed by you lot. Three times from salesmen at the door and twice now on the phone. If you ever call me again in anyway shape or form I will be taking action against you. You lot are hounding me and I am going to put an end to it." then she tried to apologise and we both hung up the phone. And I've never been bothered with TalkTalk again.

You can take Jessica Alba... I beg you please take her and never return her.

Son, I would take Jessica in a heart beat so I would. If she would have me. I've been a fan of hers for nigh on a decade and a half now. She's great so she is. Granted her movie choices haven't been exactly great, but to me, she's great. So yes I will gladly take her off your hands. She can be the mother of my babies anytime.

When I answer a telemarketer I like to pretend that I have kids in high school who are trying to sell magazine subscriptions. It's quite fun to try to talk them into buying something.

I don't have the patience for that. I would rather set fire to the fuckers and video it and youtube it as a warning to all other telemarketing buffoons out there!.

 

[Alyssa Rose]

If I'm sitting bored at home when they call I usually use the calls to entertain myself. Like, "Mam I was wondering if I could speak to you about a great oppur.." (interrupts telemarketer & screams) "Johnny how many times do I have to tell you not to stick things in your brothers butt!" or "Honey what did mommy tell you about playing with her dildo?" lol they usually hang up on me at that point.

 

[Ravenholm]

If I'm sitting bored at home when they call I usually use the calls to entertain myself. Like, "Mam I was wondering if I could speak to you about a great oppur.." (interrupts telemarketer & screams) "Johnny how many times do I have to tell you not to stick things in your brothers butt!" or "Honey what did mommy tell you about playing with her dildo?" lol they usually hang up on me at that point.

I can see why they would. I would probably hang up upon hearing that sort of thing from the other end :eek:

Nice one by the way :clap:

They deserve all they get!.

 

[Henrik Larsson]

I just hang up like straight away. i make sure i have the last word, like "fuck you"

 

[Ravenholm]

In a way they have no ground on which to come back with if you tell them to fuck off or anything. They are invading your privacy with unwanted nusance calls. So they deserve all they get. One tell tale sign here in the UK is that it takes a second or two to put you through to one of their calling staff. If you answer and say "Hello" there is a second or two of completel silence then they answer. It's like an autodialing machine has all the numbers in it and dials each of them in turn, then who ever answers gets put through to the staff. It's as it's putting you through that you can cut off. I usually do.

 

[Henrik Larsson]

In a way they have no ground on which to come back with if you tell them to fuck off or anything. They are invading your privacy with unwanted nusance calls. So they deserve all they get. One tell tale sign here in the UK is that it takes a second or two to put you through to one of their calling staff. If you answer and say "Hello" there is a second or two of completel silence then they answer. It's like an autodialing machine has all the numbers in it and dials each of them in turn, then who ever answers gets put through to the staff. It's as it's putting you through that you can cut off. I usually do.

I always seem to get them from India, or at least it always seems to be an Indian man, probably Revamp.

 

[Ravenholm]

Not so many from India. It's more the English accent callers I've had and on the rare occassion I've had others with different accents.

 

[bustybbwlover]

my personal favorites are the ones that call you up like they're your friend

 

[Ravenholm]

my personal favorites are the ones that call you up like they're your friend

Never had that one before. But some times they call and when you answer they hang up. You dial 1471 here in the UK and it tells you who called. And they usually start with 0845 numbers. So you know it's a telemarketing fool if that hang up happens upon answering.

When they try and offer you stuff like fitted kitchens and windows etc. I just say I live in a council rented house and they then end the call as it's home owners they are looking for. One time a woman said in response to that "it doesn't matter, are you planning on buying the property anytime soon" and I said "no" and she said something else and I ended the call after it.

 

[BlueBalls]

Problem solved.