Re: Tegan Brady (18 today!)
Boring is accurate. But it's also old-timey. These sets all basically fit into the mode of 1920's lite porno; men would have been all sorts of flustered with this Tegan Brady (if that is your real name...) back then but now? Bitch should pop a cigarette into her mouth to amp the scandal quotient. Maybe pose on a tricycle or wink at the camera while she soaps up the dishes. In a strange way it's kind of cool that's she so dull and, despite the massive cans, unsexual. Looking at her pose while she grins like a chimp is like jumping into a little Porno Time Machine set for World War I. "Go beat them Germans, boys! Tegan'll remind you what you're fighting for!"
I'll shut the fuck up and leave this thread now.