Teens using vodka tampons to get drunk

[gunslingingbird]

It's no secret teenagers sometimes experiment with alcohol,even drugs, but new ways they're finding to get drunk had jaws dropping in our newsroom.

"Quicker high,they think it's going to last longer,it's more intense," said Dr. Dan Quan from Maricopa Medical Center.

"This is not isolated to any school,any city,any financial area," Officer Chris Thomas,a school resource officer,said. "This is everywhere."

When we heard how kids are getting drunk these days,we thought no way.

I never cease to be amazed by teenagers in their quest of stupidity. One thing that's hard to imagine is a big macho football jock sticking a beer bong up his ass. Oh, dear.

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[L3ggy]

 

[Facetious]

Mum: "Dayum, I just bought that box of tampons... where could they have gone so quickly?!"

 

[Jack Davenport]

Add some Canada Dry to it, and they could get Tonic Shock Syndrome.

 

[Roald]

yeah, almost as good as Vodka eyeballing

 

[Thomas O'Malley]

Has our vodka perhaps anything to do with all this? :dunno:

 

[DR. B]

yeah, almost as good as Vodka eyeballing

you know, I had a friend that use to put LSD hits in his eyes. He's gone now, if you know what I mean...

 

[lurkingdirk]

Well, I've been doing vodka enemas for years, now. Always worked for me. This seems at least somewhat related.

 

[fallacy]

Stephen Colbert explains Vodka Tampon The best.

http://www.thewrap.com/tv/article/stephen-colbert-confronts-vodka-tampon-menace-video-32788

 

[Aria_DeLaunay]

I hope the vodka enema is a joke. Am I the only one that saw that episode of 1000 Ways to Die? God kids are getting dumber and dumber. Vodka tampons???

 

[Mayhem]

I think paraphenalia laws should cover tampons. I also think there should be a minimum age before you can buy tampons. It doesn't matter that it's ridiculous and impossible, WE MUST SAVE THE CHILDREN! :cussing:

Get Sarah Palin on the phone. I'm sure she'll agree.

 

[PirateKing]

Those kids are resourceful. :thumbsup:

 

[Aria_DeLaunay]

I think paraphenalia laws should cover tampons. I also think there should be a minimum age before you can buy tampons. It doesn't matter that it's ridiculous and impossible, WE MUST SAVE THE CHILDREN! :cussing:

Get Sarah Palin on the phone. I'm sure she'll agree.

Oh god I can just see it now. Kids hanging around outside drugstores flagging down random strangers "Hey buddy, I'll give you 5 bucks if you go in and buy some tampons for me."

lol

 

[Will E Worm]

Now liberals will cry for the banning of tampons.

Children are becoming dumber and dumber. Idiocracy is upon us.

 

[Roald]

Now liberals will cry for the banning of tampons.

Children are becoming dumber and dumber. Idiocracy is upon us.

the society is dumbing kids down.

 

[Will E Worm]

the society is dumbing kids down.

They are still responsible for themselves and their actions.

 

[Aria_DeLaunay]

Sure they're responsible, but if all they are taught and shown is complete idiocy then well...that's all they will know. When you have a generation of kids raised by adults acting like stupid kids well then every is screwed. I mean look at all those Real Housewives of "...." Shows. 40 year old women and men running around like douche bags, making tons of money and acting like over aged teens. This is what these kids are seeing every day. Sure I think kids these days are idiots, but where the hell are the grown ups slapping some sense onto them? Oh right, their too busy making their OWN vodka tampons.

 

[Legzman]

why not just drink the stuff? :dunno:

 

[gunslingingbird]

Sure they're responsible, but if all they are taught and shown is complete idiocy then well...that's all they will know. When you have a generation of kids raised by adults acting like stupid kids well then every is screwed. I mean look at all those Real Housewives of "...." Shows. 40 year old women and men running around like douche bags, making tons of money and acting like over aged teens. This is what these kids are seeing every day. Sure I think kids these days are idiots, but where the hell are the grown ups slapping some sense onto them? Oh right, their too busy making their OWN vodka tampons.

:goodpost: :clap:

 

[knowone]

I hope the vodka enema is a joke. Am I the only one that saw that episode of 1000 Ways to Die? God kids are getting dumber and dumber. Vodka tampons???

South Park did a satire on one of the earlier drug fad scares the news media covered, they probably need to do one on this too.