Teens using ***** tampons to get *****

[gunslingingbird]

It's no secret teenagers sometimes experiment with *******,even *****, but new ways they're finding to get ***** had jaws dropping in our newsroom.

"Quicker high,they think it's going to last longer,it's more intense," said Dr. Dan Quan from Maricopa Medical Center.

"This is not isolated to any school,any city,any financial area," Officer Chris Thomas,a school resource officer,said. "This is everywhere."

When we heard how **** are getting ***** these days,we thought no way.

I never cease to be amazed by teenagers in their quest of stupidity. One thing that's hard to imagine is a big macho football jock sticking a **** bong up his ass. Oh, dear.

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[L3ggy]

 

[Facetious]

Mum: "Dayum, I just bought that box of tampons... where could they have gone so quickly?!"

 

[Jack Davenport]

Add some Canada Dry to it, and they could get Tonic Shock Syndrome.

 

[Roald]

yeah, almost as good as ***** eyeballing

 

[Thomas O'Malley]

Has our ***** perhaps anything to do with all this? :dunno:

 

[DR. B]

yeah, almost as good as ***** eyeballing

you know, I had a friend that use to put LSD hits in his eyes. He's gone now, if you know what I mean...

 

[lurkingdirk]

Well, I've been doing ***** enemas for years, now. Always worked for me. This seems at least somewhat related.

 

[fallacy]

Stephen Colbert explains ***** Tampon The best.

http://www.thewrap.com/tv/article/stephen-colbert-confronts-*****-tampon-menace-video-32788

 

[Aria_DeLaunay]

I hope the ***** ***** is a joke. Am I the only one that saw that episode of 1000 Ways to Die? God **** are getting dumber and dumber. ***** tampons???

 

[Mayhem]

I think paraphenalia laws should cover tampons. I also think there should be a minimum age before you can buy tampons. It doesn't matter that it's ridiculous and impossible, WE MUST SAVE THE ********! :cussing:

Get Sarah Palin on the phone. I'm sure she'll agree.

 

[PirateKing]

Those **** are resourceful. :thumbsup:

 

[Aria_DeLaunay]

I think paraphenalia laws should cover tampons. I also think there should be a minimum age before you can buy tampons. It doesn't matter that it's ridiculous and impossible, WE MUST SAVE THE ********! :cussing:

Get Sarah Palin on the phone. I'm sure she'll agree.

Oh god I can just see it now. **** hanging around outside drugstores flagging down random strangers "Hey buddy, I'll give you 5 bucks if you go in and buy some tampons for me."

lol

 

[Will E Worm]

Now liberals will cry for the banning of tampons.

******** are becoming dumber and dumber. Idiocracy is upon us.

 

[Roald]

Now liberals will cry for the banning of tampons.

******** are becoming dumber and dumber. Idiocracy is upon us.

the society is dumbing **** down.

 

[Will E Worm]

the society is dumbing **** down.

They are still responsible for themselves and their actions.

 

[Aria_DeLaunay]

Sure they're responsible, but if all they are taught and shown is complete idiocy then well...that's all they will know. When you have a generation of **** raised by adults acting like stupid **** well then every is screwed. I mean look at all those Real Housewives of "...." Shows. 40 year old women and men running around like douche bags, making tons of money and acting like over aged teens. This is what these **** are seeing every day. Sure I think **** these days are idiots, but where the hell are the grown ups slapping some sense onto them? Oh right, their too busy making their OWN ***** tampons.

 

[Legzman]

why not just ***** the stuff? :dunno:

 

[gunslingingbird]

Sure they're responsible, but if all they are taught and shown is complete idiocy then well...that's all they will know. When you have a generation of **** raised by adults acting like stupid **** well then every is screwed. I mean look at all those Real Housewives of "...." Shows. 40 year old women and men running around like douche bags, making tons of money and acting like over aged teens. This is what these **** are seeing every day. Sure I think **** these days are idiots, but where the hell are the grown ups slapping some sense onto them? Oh right, their too busy making their OWN ***** tampons.

:goodpost: :clap:

 

[knowone]

I hope the ***** ***** is a joke. Am I the only one that saw that episode of 1000 Ways to Die? God **** are getting dumber and dumber. ***** tampons???

South Park did a satire on one of the earlier **** fad scares the news media covered, they probably need to do one on this too.