tattoos you're going to regret

[lurkingdirk]

i'm not a huge fan of tattoos, but i have to believe that even if you are, there are some you're just going to regret putting on your body as you age.

let's see them. show me the biggest "what was i thinking" tattoos you can find!

I attach one as an example.
http://www.imageurlhost.com/images/hlcfj9gu1t1n597rrjy.jpg

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[gunslingingbird]

Oh, I'd love to see what she says when she's 70 and and her grandkids ask her about that green smudge on her back! :1orglaugh

 

[Sicario]

Oh, I'd love to see what she says when she's 70 and and her grandkids ask her about that green smudge on her back! :1orglaugh

It really looks like I will buy stocks in companies that manufacture lasers for tattoo removal. :yesyes:

The next 30 years are going to be so golden! :nanner:

 

[lurkingdirk]

It really looks like I will buy stocks in companies that manufacture lasers for tattoo removal. :yesyes:

The next 30 years are going to be so golden! :nanner:

no kidding.

you know what else? in about 100 years, when they're moving all the cemeteries in cities for extra space, they're going to find skeletons and these strange sacs of silicone...

people do stupid stuff to their bodies.

 

[gunslingingbird]

no kidding.

you know what else? in about 100 years, when they're moving all the cemeteries in cities for extra space, they're going to find skeletons and these strange sacs of silicone...

people do stupid stuff to their bodies.

And they'll also find random bits and pieces of surgical steel, mostly in the shapes of rings and barbells.

 

[calpoon]

I know, and it really is a shame that all the corrosive shit that we ingest is going to render us into dust in about two weeks after we die. If people were preserved in mummification, then future anthropologists could look at our tattoos on all the people and try to figure out what we worshiped and what our tribal customs were.

they would assume that the butterfly was a fertility god that was the mark of the tribe placed on a young woman's lower back symbolizing her availability to copulate - and they would be right!

 

[gunslingingbird]

I know, and it really is a shame that all the corrosive shit that we ingest is going to render us into dust in about two weeks after we die. If people were preserved in mummification, then future anthropologists could look at our tattoos on all the people and try to figure out what we worshiped and what our tribal customs were.

they would assume that the butterfly was a fertility god that was the mark of the tribe placed on a young woman's lower back symbolizing her availability to copulate - and they would be right!

And what would they say about tattoo sleeves? What about Prince Alberts? :eek:

 

[calpoon]

they'd think that royal heir's in waiting signified their nobility by piercing their genitals.

also that Japanese was the universal world language, but they would be perplexed why people choose nonsense gibberish to have tattooed onto thier bodies.

 

[feller469]

I had a girl friend whose weight fluctuated a little in college and her mom was huge. She got a dolphin on her calf. i told her when she turned 40 that thing was gonna look like a manatee

 

[DrMotorcity]

What about Prince Alberts?

Most current information I have on the matter is that he is in a can.

I had a girl friend whose weight fluctuated a little in college and her mom was huge. She got a dolphin on her calf. i told her when she turned 40 that thing was gonna look like a manatee

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

 

[Skyraider22]

Two freaky Coneheads:dunno: I just saying,

 

[lurkingdirk]

airports would be a bitch with this puppy:

http://www.imageurlhost.com/images/zu7x4xpzbw4c926hxpk.jpg


and the first tattoo was considered "hard core"???? give me a break.

 

[Facetious]

I bet that that "Julian" dude will regret all of those elaborate prickly stripes all over his arms and back.

The chick walkin down the R/R tracks on his stomach is pretty cool though.

 

[Will E Worm]

I know, and it really is a shame that all the corrosive shit that we ingest is going to render us into dust in about two weeks after we die.

Actually with all the food additives and preservatives people are basically being pickled and their bodies are lasting longer after death. :hatsoff:

 

[DrMotorcity]

Actually with all the food additives and preservatives people are basically being pickled and their bodies are lasting longer after death.

Look no further than our very own Bodie54.

 

[lurkingdirk]

ok, this is the mother of all stupid tattoos:

http://www.imageurlhost.com/images/75hys75plbr9ky5242jl.jpg


yikes

 

[TunnelOfLove]

I'm thinking about having mustache tattooed on my upper lip.

 

[Facetious]

ok, this is the mother of all stupid tattoos:

http://www.imageurlhost.com/images/75hys75plbr9ky5242jl.jpg


yikes

Oh, That's completely disgusting.

How about Facial King's "Tattoo around her anus" thread ?

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=176128&highlight=Anus+tattoo

 

[lurkingdirk]

i was wrong. even sillier:

http://www.imageurlhost.com/images/w86mk9d0msmrdu2yubk.jpg

 

[member979979]

Nick Cannon has a huge tattoo of "Mariah" on his back. What a dumbass!