nor can i.
tasting your own cum !!!
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nor can i.
Do you like the flavour of your cum?
I do like it much, but then I feel my tongue a bit slept, have my cum anesthesia or am I allergic to my own cum?. And don´t lie, everybody tastes it as everybody smells his own fart.
I do like it much, but then I feel my tongue a bit slept, have my cum anesthesia or am I allergic to my own cum?. And don´t lie, everybody tastes it as everybody smells his own fart.
jod0565
Member, you member...
Re: Do you like the flavour of your cum?
Wow, this thread is waaaaaay late!
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=56485&highlight=tasting
Wow, this thread is waaaaaay late!
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=56485&highlight=tasting
Kingfisher
Here Zombie, Zombie, Zombie...
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
Re: Do you like the flavour of your cum?
High in protein. Bet you love it. Helps maintain your trim, waif-like figure .....:1orglaugh
Also, in real English (as opposed to the garbled trans-Atlantic gibberish favoured (hah) here), it's spelled -our.
You mean flavor?
High in protein. Bet you love it. Helps maintain your trim, waif-like figure .....:1orglaugh
Also, in real English (as opposed to the garbled trans-Atlantic gibberish favoured (hah) here), it's spelled -our.
Re: Do you like the flavour of your cum?
S'alright I guess. I kinda imagine it to taste like how a bad case of flu might taste if we had the ability to physically replicate it in handy taste form.
Imagine an apple sized ball of flu that people could opportunistically lick on the Friday afternoon they have spontaneously accepted the offer to get in a van with some people they don't know very well, drop some acid and run around Stonehenge naked believing themselves to be a reincarnated Plejaren Prince sacrificed in the centre of the stone ring two thousand four hundred years ago. Before systematically attempting to mount and posses a 69 year old American tourist while her husband clumsily attempts to pull you off as the other naked members of your party gather around the sacrificial act and cry out to Plejaren gods while you spread your demon seed amongst the general populace, as was your mission so many millennia ago. By Monday, as the flu like symptoms begin to present themselves while you're still somewhere within Belgium sleeping in the bath tub of a schizophrenic woman you have seemingly started a relationship with; you can call into work and tell them you'll be off for a couple days. Which will give you an ample time to escape Belgium and somehow find a way home without passing out somewhere or dying.
S'alright I guess. I kinda imagine it to taste like how a bad case of flu might taste if we had the ability to physically replicate it in handy taste form.
Imagine an apple sized ball of flu that people could opportunistically lick on the Friday afternoon they have spontaneously accepted the offer to get in a van with some people they don't know very well, drop some acid and run around Stonehenge naked believing themselves to be a reincarnated Plejaren Prince sacrificed in the centre of the stone ring two thousand four hundred years ago. Before systematically attempting to mount and posses a 69 year old American tourist while her husband clumsily attempts to pull you off as the other naked members of your party gather around the sacrificial act and cry out to Plejaren gods while you spread your demon seed amongst the general populace, as was your mission so many millennia ago. By Monday, as the flu like symptoms begin to present themselves while you're still somewhere within Belgium sleeping in the bath tub of a schizophrenic woman you have seemingly started a relationship with; you can call into work and tell them you'll be off for a couple days. Which will give you an ample time to escape Belgium and somehow find a way home without passing out somewhere or dying.
Re: Do you like the flavour of your cum?
No. He means flavour. As in what the entire English speaking world writes, with the exception of the highly educated and wonderful America.
You, sir, don't speak English. You speak American.
You mean flavor?
No. He means flavour. As in what the entire English speaking world writes, with the exception of the highly educated and wonderful America.
You, sir, don't speak English. You speak American.
Re: Do you like the flavour of your cum?
Most importantly, are you okay using blood for lube until I cum?
Most importantly, are you okay using blood for lube until I cum?
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
Re: Do you like the flavour of your cum?
more importantly still, are you OK sucking anal blood mixed with poop from my pulsing phallus as I spew hot acid loads down your desperate gullet?
Jus askin' .....
more importantly still, are you OK sucking anal blood mixed with poop from my pulsing phallus as I spew hot acid loads down your desperate gullet?
Jus askin' .....
HE1FiNEARTiST
Banned
Re: Do you like the flavour of your cum?
not everybody is fucked up as you are. have a nice day :hatsoff:
not everybody is fucked up as you are. have a nice day :hatsoff:
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Re: Do you like the flavour of your cum?
Captain! The gay-o-meter is off the scale! I recommend we put her in reverse and back out of the thread immediately!
I've been told that my cum is foul tasting.
I've been told that my cum is lumpy.
I've even been told that my cum glows in the dark.
Captain! The gay-o-meter is off the scale! I recommend we put her in reverse and back out of the thread immediately!
I've been told that my cum is foul tasting.
I've been told that my cum is lumpy.
I've even been told that my cum glows in the dark.
Um.....is the monitor clean?
