Sydney Sweeney’s New Soap Collab Will Be Made With “Her Actual Bathwater”

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Sweaty perverts rejoice! Hopefully soon you will be able to gargle with her toilet water and use her used tampons to make tea with.

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment...collab-made-191723983.html?fr=sycsrp_catchall

 

[Bonezstorm]

Let me guess: it's just some mediocre product filled with random water only labelled with her name on it

 

[Pornfan99]

Yeah ..; I saw that, too.

"It appears that 100 creeps lucky winners will get a bricc made with Sweeney’s actual bathwater. (To win one, you have to be “18+.” This bath soap couldn’t get pornier.) The rest of you can buy a bar next week for $8." Very limited stock; maybe 500 bars?

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Yeah ..; I saw that, too.

"It appears that 100 creeps lucky winners will get a bricc made with Sweeney’s actual bathwater.

Sure it's not a log instead of a brick that she pulled out of the porcelain god with a pair of tongs?

 

[Torre82]

OnlyFans used to be a joke. Now simping.. is normalized.
Belle Delphine w0n the g8me.

This is a win for progressives. But still ..

 

[lamarwynn]

It's a name I doubt if it's true 🥴🙄

 

[tvstrip]

She could be selling her used panties and I would still be doubtful of the authenticity. I'm surprised that simps are willing to take that risk that it's not real.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

She could be selling her used panties and I would still be doubtful of the authenticity. I'm surprised that simps are willing to take that risk that it's not real.

My wife used to work for a phone sex company, and she told me, the owner, a female wore a sexy pair of panties to work every day, and when she would leave the office for the day, she would take them off, and put them in a plastic bag, and toss them in a box. Whenever a customer wanted to buy the girls panties, that he was talking too, they would get a pair of panties the boss wore.

 

[tvstrip]

My wife used to work for a phone sex company, and she told me, the owner, a female wore a sexy pair of panties to work every day, and when she would leave the office for the day, she would take them off, and put them in a plastic bag, and toss them in a box. Whenever a customer wanted to buy the girls panties, that he was talking too, they would get a pair of panties the boss wore.

Exactly. The only way you can be sure of what you're getting is if you get it directly from the source. People who buy used bathwater and panties are pervs, they're just... extremely trusting people with money to spare.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Exactly. The only way you can be sure of what you're getting is if you get it directly from the source. People who buy used bathwater and panties are pervs, they're just... extremely trusting people with money to spare.

I think I heard somewhere, that in Japan they have vending machines that sell used schoolgirl panties.

 

[tvstrip]

I think I heard somewhere, that in Japan they have vending machines that sell used schoolgirl panties.

Urban legend, made famous in part on Jon Stewart's book "America: the book".
There was a time in the 90's or so when schoolgirls did sell their used panties for a quick buck.
There may have been one or so vending machines that sold them, but more as a novelty. Most sales either occurred in stores or selling direct.

It died out in the early 2000s when laws were enacted against sale of such things when they involved minors.
Since the fad died down when those direct sales became illegal, I imagine it has to do with the "authenticity" concerns we talked about. If you're buying these from a vending machine or in a store from some pervy middle-aged guy, there's no telling what you're getting... definitely not worth spending much money on.