Sven-Erics
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My Penis Is Dancing!
Seven Erics would have literally destroyed the world because of their awesomeness.
BTW, the third guy from the left...Richard Kiel.
BTW, the third guy from the left...Richard Kiel.
Ouch.
They could appear even more lame and cheesy if they were to hire an additional 3 members & teach them to all jump in unison like well trained Broadway pooper-pounders to the grating noise of shamelessly pirated & diluted metal riffs whilst wearing fake prison jumpsuits or wannabe nazi outfits to the command of a tone deaf dwarf Anti-semite frontman, don't forget the $2.75 homespun masks & some pretend 'Satanic" symbolism too...........
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They could appear even more lame and cheesy if they were to hire an additional 3 members & teach them to all jump in unison like well trained Broadway pooper-pounders to the grating noise of shamelessly pirated & diluted metal riffs whilst wearing fake prison jumpsuits or wannabe nazi outfits to the command of a tone deaf dwarf Anti-semite frontman, don't forget the $2.75 homespun masks & some pretend 'Satanic" symbolism too...........
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Kil4Thril "I'm guessing you aren't a Slipknot fan?"
Ain't any guessing to it.
Naw, I'm not 16yrs old, a drug addict, tone deaf nor was I raised on guitar tab, I hate the beatles too.
I saw 'em "live" in kansas city, 2001 or 2, for starters the (ahem) bass player obviously was hiding behind a DJ assisted loop, and during their gay little SNL skit of a performance, the "custom percussionist" were doing this BluemanGroup duelling banjos thing on bongo drums, lame nuff, right, well in a fit of eXtreme 'posuerness' the fat bastard Krusty impersonator knocks HIS bongos over........and his beat continued to play, not even a resounding 'thud' or feedback, the 'evil dwarf' vocalsit sat his Jaeger down helped prop 'em up and they continued. The fans reaction? Maybe 30 or so folks from my view booed/laughed the rest were to drunk or stupid to care.
I nudged the greasy pedo-looking dude in a mustard colored Motorhead shirt and asked him "did you see that shit?"
His glib reply was " you haven't figured this shit out yet, they're like korn meets insane clown posse, I'm only here for the pussy man."
Fear factory put on a good show, the singer has some genuine pipes on him, & they did "Cars" too, so fuck it.
Ain't any guessing to it.
Naw, I'm not 16yrs old, a drug addict, tone deaf nor was I raised on guitar tab, I hate the beatles too.
I saw 'em "live" in kansas city, 2001 or 2, for starters the (ahem) bass player obviously was hiding behind a DJ assisted loop, and during their gay little SNL skit of a performance, the "custom percussionist" were doing this BluemanGroup duelling banjos thing on bongo drums, lame nuff, right, well in a fit of eXtreme 'posuerness' the fat bastard Krusty impersonator knocks HIS bongos over........and his beat continued to play, not even a resounding 'thud' or feedback, the 'evil dwarf' vocalsit sat his Jaeger down helped prop 'em up and they continued. The fans reaction? Maybe 30 or so folks from my view booed/laughed the rest were to drunk or stupid to care.
I nudged the greasy pedo-looking dude in a mustard colored Motorhead shirt and asked him "did you see that shit?"
His glib reply was " you haven't figured this shit out yet, they're like korn meets insane clown posse, I'm only here for the pussy man."
Fear factory put on a good show, the singer has some genuine pipes on him, & they did "Cars" too, so fuck it.
LOL :thumbsup:
ok then, they rocked so hard i felt it in my womb, ...........wait i'm a dude, nevermind
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