I'm a fuckin moron. I saw Suzi Suzuki in my upper east side neighborhood in Manhattan about two years ago. She had super long straight black hair and wearing a white summer dress like she often does. She was just walking down the street and I thought, "look, it's Suzi Suzuki. Probably working as escort." And I didn't say a word to her. Not a word. What was I thinking? I'm a fuckin' moron! Or it was a moment of choking--God forbid! It was definitely her, no doubt about it. Go ahead, guys, call me a wuss. I deserve it. If I EVER see her again, I'm hitting on her. I'm shooting for that pussy! Damn it.