Superbowl Betting Lines..... Errr Vicky Vette Bet Lines

[Vicky Vette]

Alight folks, your favorite bookie is here..... here are the odds I am giving:

2-1 Pats
5-1 Giants
5/4 One of Giants will have sex with a hooker 24 hours before the game
7/4 One of the Giants will offer to have sex with an undercover officer 48 hours before the game
15-1 Tom Brady will get laid the week of the Superbowl
100-1 Eli (WTF Kind of Name is That) Manning will get laid Superbowl week
EVEN 40% of the cheerleaders from both teams will get laid by one or more of the players before and after the game

NO BETS ALLOWED: Chances I will be having sex during the game....

:eek:

 

[member006]

:wave: Glad to see you Vicky, hope all is going well with you.

LL

 

[CCR]

15-1 Tom Brady will get laid the week of the Superbowl

100 bucks on this

EVEN 40% of the cheerleaders from both teams will get laid by one or more of the players before and after the game

1,000,000 bucks on this.

 

[Vicky Vette]

100 bucks on this

1,000,000 bucks on this.

Wow... I am proud your first post came on one of my threads... :nanner:

 

[titsrock]

5/4 One of Giants will have sex with a hooker 24 hours before the game
7/4 One of the Giants will offer to have sex with an undercover officer 48 hours before the game

:1orglaugh This is EXACTLY correct!! Usually the "offending Johns" turn about to be starters too...If I had to guess..I think Brandon Jacobs will be the one...he'll probably seek a blow from a cop, if I had to be very specific....

 

[Vicky Vette]

:1orglaugh This is EXACTLY correct!! Usually the "offending Johns" turn about to be starters too...If I had to guess..I think Brandon Jacobs will be the one...he'll probably seek a blow from a cop, if I had to be very specific....

place yer bet on which player(s) are working the local action .....

 

[senob44]

Thanks Vicky for your "Vetting Lines"!!

I'm placing $100 on Brady having sex and $1000 on Eli having sex.

I'm hoping to hit the daily double when they're caught having sex with each other! :eek:

 

[tartanterrier]

I'm sticking £10 on a Giants win.

Will you be posing in the teams uniforms soon cause we need something to jazz the wholething up

 

[icerfan]

Hilarious stuff Vicky ... thanks for posting! :rofl2: :bowdown:

 

[Vicky Vette]

Thanks Vicky for your "Vetting Lines"!!

I'm placing $100 on Brady having sex and $1000 on Eli having sex.

I'm hoping to hit the daily double when they're caught having sex with each other! :eek:

Can I have a gentlemen's wager that Eli and Tom are..... at least bi?

Bi.... Tom - 4-1
Bi.....Eli- 3-1

 

[Vicky Vette]

I'm sticking £10 on a Giants win.

Will you be posing in the teams uniforms soon cause we need something to jazz the wholething up

If I had the uniforms I would wear both.... and disrobe out of both.... proudly.... :nanner:

 

[Vicky Vette]

If I had the uniforms I would wear both.... and disrobe out of both.... proudly.... :nanner:

New betting line...

Which QB would not know what to do with me if I was standing infront of him 10 yards away.......

You tell me the odds..... I think they both might not make it past the line of scrimmage.... :nanner:

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Vicky Vette[/URL][/B], post: 1916164, member: 99191"]Can I have a gentlemen's wager that Eli and Tom are..... at least bi?

Bi.... Tom - 4-1
Bi.....Eli- 3-1

Eli is hetero.
Tom is not bi...he is gay...no doubt

Vicky Vette[/URL][/B], post: 1916166, member: 99191"]New betting line...

Which QB would not know what to do with me if I was standing infront of him 10 yards away.......

Edit: ah better no comment

 

[Aces&Jacks]

The Eli bet is a dog, even at 100-1. No way he's getting laid.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

The Eli bet is a dog, even at 100-1. No way he's getting laid.

I think even I would lay him if the giants win superbowl and kick their damn Pats asses!

 

[D-rock]

What!!! There are no betting lines on any covered up late night fistfights at a local strip club or drunken car crashes? :1orglaugh

 

[Vicky Vette]

The Eli bet is a dog, even at 100-1. No way he's getting laid.

Not to offend anyone but I am getting a line on Eli.....

The how long does it take to come out of the closet bet for Eli.... I am all in favor of both sexes but it seems he is swinging both ways (just like me)....

Eli is bi... I say 9 to 5

 

[Vicky Vette]

What!!! There are no betting lines on any covered up late night fistfights at a local strip club or drunken car crashes? :1orglaugh

Most likely to get into a superbowl stip joint brawl superbowl week... Jeremy Shockey..... errrrr because he isnt playing and needs something to do? :nanner:

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Not to offend anyone but I am getting a line on Eli.....

The how long does it take to come out of the closet bet for Eli.... I am all in favor of both sexes but it seems he is swinging both ways (just like me)....

Eli is bi... I say 9 to 5

No way!

Never ever!

Tom is at least bi but I think hes gay...but Eli...:nono:

 

[Vicky Vette]

No way!

Never ever!

Tom is at least bi but I think hes gay...but Eli...:nono:

What makes you think Tom is 'at least bi'?........ Giant fans wanna know.... Besides.... Eli's haircut screams at least bi?