Stupidest song lyrics ever!

From The Killers' new album, I offer you:

"Are we human, or are we dancer?" :rolleyes:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=n6r4KT8-VX0

Apparently, the inspiration for this bizarre line was drawn from Hunter S. Thompson who apparently said that America was raising a generation of dancers. Somehow that explanation doesn't seem to make the lyric sound any smarter.

Got any of your own? :)
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
Battleships confide in me and tell me where you are,
Shining, flying, purple wolfhound, show me where you are.

--Yes, Yours Is No Disgrace

It's a cool song, but what the fuck do these words mean?? :dunno:
 

José_3

Closed Account
The list is endless, one of the most famous and successful set of lyrics of all time, Whiter Shade of Pale, my all time favouirite track, written and recorded by two old buddies of mine.
Still makes no sense to me.:dunno:

"We skipped a light fandango,
Turned cartwheels 'cross the floor.
I was feeling kind of seasick,
But the crowd called out for more.
The room was humming harder,
As the ceiling flew away.
When we called out for another drink,
The waiter brought a tray.

And so it was that later,
As the miller told his tale,
That her face at first just ghostly,
Turned a whiter shade of pale.

She said there is no reason,
And the truth is plain to see
That I wandered through my playing cards,
And would not let her be
One of sixteen vestal virgins
Who were leaving for the coast.
And although my eyes were open,
They might just as well have been closed.

And so it was later,
As the miller told his tale,
That her face at first just ghostly,
Turned a whiter shade of pale.
 
I present to you Pearl Jam with Yellow Ledbetter.

First the Misheard lyrics as seen here: http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=xLd22ha_-VU


And now the actual lyrics. You tell me which ones make more sense.

Unsealed on a porch a letter sat.
Then you said, "I wanna leave it again."
Once I saw her on a beach of weathered sand.
And on the sand I wanna leave it again. Yeah.
On a weekend I wanna wish it all away, yeah.
And they called and I said that "I want what I said" and then I call out
again.
And the reason oughta' leave her calm, I know.
I said "I know what I waited not a boxer or the bag."

Ah yeah, can you see them out on the porch? Yeah, but they don't wave.
I see them round the front way. Yeah.
And I know, and I know I don't want to stay.
Make me cry...

I see... Ooh I don't know why there's something else.
I wanna drum it all away...
Oh, I said, "I don't, I don't know where there's a boxer or the bag."

Ah yeah, can you see them out on the porch? Yeah, but they don't wave.
But I see them round the front way. Yeah.
And I know, and I know. I don't wanna stay at all.
I don't wanna stay. Yeah.
I don't wanna stay. [x2]
I don't... Don't wanna, oh... Yeah. Ooh... Ohh...
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
all the lyrics in rap songs. Most aren't even real words :rolleyes:
pretty bad they have to make up words just to get them to rhyme.
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
In the video game Smackdown vs. Raw 2007, there is a song that contains some of the worst lyrics I have ever heard in my life...

Portions of the song; Ghostface Killah - The Champ

Godzilla bankroll
Stones from Stilion
Yo I ain't got it all, that means I barely home
Trailblazer stay ballin
Revenge is my arts is crafty darts
While y'all stuck on Laffy Taffy

Who want to battle the Don?
I'm James Bond in the Octagon with two razors
Bet cha'all didn't know I had a fake arm
I lost it, wild and raw before rap, I was gettin' it on

(My "favorite" part...)
Niggaz want me dead but they scared to step to me
Rip they guts out like a hysterectomy
When beef collide look on the flip by the penitentiary kite
Or get you bumped off from the inside

The Cocoa leaf is slightly damp
Sprouting in the backyard next to Gran duke tomato plants
And jets get charted marquee shit with the cars on it
They head and they earl to the toilet and vomit
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
I tried to pick a Rush song to include here, but I couldn't... There are so many of them...
 

RealMenSwallow

Closed Account
I tried to pick a Rush song to include here, but I couldn't... There are so many of them...

And you couldn't because they actually have talent compared to most of the bands songs who have/will be posted on here! :D



(I dream of being Canadian :D)
 
Anything by Def Leppard has the worst fucking lyrics ever. I swear they never even wrote 'em, the band start playing and Joe Elliot just starting blurting out whatever was rolling around in his simple little mind.
 

Riffy

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The Cult (who are one of the greatest bands EVER) had some weird lyrics.

This from Aphrodisiac Jacket off the Electric album


Sittin' on a mountain, looking at the sun
Plastic fantastic lobster telephone

then later we get...

Cookin' in the kitchen, insects on the bone

then...

Aphrodisiac jacket
Napoleon machine gun

fantastic stuff!!!!!:eek:
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Anything by Def Leppard has the worst fucking lyrics ever. I swear they never even wrote 'em, the band start playing and Joe Elliot just starting blurting out whatever was rolling around in his simple little mind.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?!?!?!?! :eek:
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
And you couldn't because they actually have talent compared to most of the bands songs who have/will be posted on here! :D



(I dream of being Canadian :D)


Well, Neil Peart is a great drummer... But lyricist? Not so much...
 
Remember that song "Informer" by one hit wonder Snow?

Whats up man! hey yo whats up!
Yeah whats goin on here.
Sick an tired of five-oh runnin up on the block here.
You know what Im sayin?
Yo snow, they came around here lookin for you the other day.
Word? word! bust it!

Chorus
Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,
A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down.
Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,
A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down.

Police them come an now they blow down me door,
One him come crawl through, through my window,
So then they put me in the back the car at the station,
From that point on me reach my destination,
When the destination reached, it was the east detention, where them
Whipped down me pants, looked up me bottom, so

Chorus

Bigger they are they think they have more power,
Theyre on the phone me say that on (every) hour,
Me for want to use it once an now me call me lover,
Lover who Ill be callin is the one tammy,
An me love her in me heart down to my belly,
Yes me daddy me snow me I feel cool an deadly,
As the one mc shan an the one daddy snow,
Together we-a loveem as a tor-na-do.

Chorus

Listen for me, you better listen for me now.
Listen for me, you better listen for me now.
When me rockin the microphone me rock it steady,
Yes sir, daddy me snow me are the article done.
But in the in an the out of a dance them they say where you come from,
People them say you come from jamaica,
But me born an raised in the ghetto thats the one I want you to know,
Pure black people mon thats all I mon know.
Yeah me shoes are tear up an me toes used to show,
Where me born in on the one toronto, so

Chorus

Come with a nice young lady. intelligent,
Yes shes gentle an irie.
Everywhere me go, me never left her at all.
Yes, its daddy snow me are the roam dance mon.
Roam between a dancin in a in a nation-a.
You never know say daddy me snow me are the boom shakata.
Me never lay-a down flat in that one cardboard box.
Yes say me daddy me snow me Ill go reachin at the top, so...

Chorus

Why would he?

Me sittin round cool with my dibbie dibbie girl,
Police knock my door,
Lick up my pal,
Rough me up an I cant do a thing
Pick up my line, when my telephone ring.
Take me to the station,
Black up my hands.
Trail me down, cuz Im hangin with the snowman,
What Im gonna do,
Im backed an Im trapped,
Slap me in the face an took all o my gap.
They have no clues an they wanna get warmer,
But shan wont turn informer!

Chorus
 
"yo fat girl come here. are you ticklish? yeah i called you fat look at me i'm skinny"
 
A genuine classic in this category:

McCarthur Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe, agaaaaaaaain!
 
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