stuck in a room wth a pornstar for 24 hours?

Patrick_S

persona non grata
I´d tell her to go sit in a corner and be quiet while i watch sport on tv.
 
Well first it'd like to talk with her about fancy subjects like justice and democracy. It will be a bumpy discussion! Then we'd both have some sparetime in which I she will smoke my pipe in my robe and comfy chair next to a fire readin J.J. Rousseau's Treatise on Inequality.
In the meantime I think I'd read something like J.S. Mill On Liberty or something. After that intermezzo we will penetrate the depths of Chess, discuss our taste in classical composers (I like Beethoven) and she will win with her tactics. (Turns out she had read Machiavelli Il Principe just now :()
Finally I'll show her what a cunning linguist I am while she relaxes with a nice cup of tea.
Those mere 24 hours will be over in no time.
 
I would take her shoes and tights off, i would then hug her bare feet while massaging them, i would spend the next 10 hours sucking her toes, i would then paint her toenails and massage her feet for the rest of the night.
 

ForumModeregulator

Believer In GregCentauro
get my sybian out as it goes for hours and doesn't want paying

Miss Hybrid

oh...its the men that should have to pay you.

I'd pay to lick and taste Miss Hybrid for hours...

But I would probably ask for an autograph. There would be a lot of awkward silences. She would probably text and talk on her phone with all of her friends, and I would read a book to distract my mind from getting me into trouble.
 
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