Tip number three...If you roll into a club and there's a pregnant black chick on stage with not another soul in the building, turn and walk the fuck out. Inevitably one of your mates will think "this place is the shit" and sit down to order a beer. If he does, leave his ass and find a classier joint.
Hahahaha.....this is so me! Definitely happened more than once. Usually after I've already been drinking a lot. Fuck it, tits are tits at that point. LOL