The most high-class, up-scale strip club I've visited is the Maiden Voyage on Bourbon Street in New Orleans, Louisiana.
The most low-class, trashiest strip club I've visited was Sir Captain's in Jackson, Mississippi.
I say "is" for the Maiden Voyage because it's still right there on Bourbon Street and as classy as ever.
I say "was" about Sir Captain's because it's been closed down for years and is in a struggling neighborhood.
At the Maiden Voyage, the women are beautiful, articulate, sensual and everything you could hope for in a stripper.
At Sir Captain's, the women were butt-ass naked with tattoos and scars, and selling blow jobs and sex in the private dance rooms.
At the Maiden Voyage, I met a dancer who worked by day as a fitness trainer... and it showed. She was in tremendous shape.
At Sir Captain's, I met a dancer who'd been in Luke Skyyywalker/2 Live Crew music videos... and, five minutes earlier, had given some pimp a cum-guzzling blow job on stage in front of 100 screaming men... after picking coins up off of the rim of a **** bottle with her pussy... and blowing smoke in the bottle from her pussy after taking a pussy pull from a ciggerette.
And I've been to just about every type of club in between the two extremes. I'm not knocking Sir Captain's or the like, but it's not really my style. I do appreciate those types of clubs for the different societal perspectives offered. Maiden Voyage's downside would be that the place (not just the women, but the drinks, etc.) is a real pocket drainer. Hell, I think I spent $5 U.S. for the cover at Sir Captain's, and it was okay to BYOB.
I think I'm a bigger fan of strip clubs than I am of porn.