Jane; you rock. I like your attitude and style, girl. Thanks for the kind words!
And...I can't really complain about how I'm perceived; my wife understands, accepts, and caters to my fetishes. She considers them cute, harmless, and fun...so, I'm all good!
This is going to sound peculiar, I'm sure...
Oh god, that's bizarre.
Synomyms of peculiar: bizarre, cranky, curious, eccentric, erratic, fey, freakish, idiosyncratic, odd, outlandish, quaint, queer, quirky, singular, strange, unnatural, unusual, weird.
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Synonyms of peculiar: abnormal, bizarre, curious, eccentric, exceptional, freakish, funny, odd, offbeat, quaint, queer, singular, strange, uncommon, unconventional, unusual, weird.
http://dictionary.reverso.net/english-synonyms/peculiar
That quote is legit.