Stories where you were caught jerking off?

[pacpl27]

I got caught 69 my ex. I looked up from her snatch and a saw her little brother coming down the stairs.

 

[Friskey]

I haven't been caught "in the act" per say...but I have been caught a couple of times after so.

Believe me, it's a pain in the ass when your mother says out loud to our family that someone was using her lotion...she couldn't tell me in private. And my family is one of those types that when something personal comes out, they destroy you.

 

[Becks...poamr]

Hmm.. Did I ever get caught jerking off..?

I've caught you.

 

[senob44]

I've caught you.

That's right, I forgot! Becks once caught me wanking when she came downstairs very late at night and I thought she was upstairs sleeping. You would think I would hear her coming downstairs, but she is very light on her feet!

 

[cvswirl]

I was jerking off on another woman when my girlfriend (at the time) walked in. There is no way to get out of that one.

 

[Peter Gazinya]

I was jerking off on another woman when my girlfriend (at the time) walked in. There is no way to get out of that one.

Let me guess. At first she was pissed but then she decided to join in. You did ass-to-mouth with both of them, came on their faces, and they snowballed your load while you pissed on them for the finale?

 

[cvswirl]

Let me guess. At first she was pissed but then she decided to join in. You did ass-to-mouth with both of them, came on their faces, and they snowballed your load while you pissed on them for the finale?

Nice!
No actually there was a lot of yelling and screaming. Obviously I had to get the other girl out of there before she got hurt. Things were thrown and she pulled a knife on me. Eventually, the cops came. Then I moved out. Not my best moment in life, but live and learn.

 

[member006]

Sorry no stories to share since I don't jerk off.

LL

 

[stainedblueyes]

Lol I never got caught. When it comes to doing the deed, I'm like a shaolin monk

Hehe I've got awful images of a guy whacking off with a bald head and twirling a staff around the place!

I only got caught once so far (hopefully that means I learnt my lesson: DONT GET CAUGHT!)... There's a quiet woods nearby and walking back from a friends house party around 3am with a mind full of images of the totty that had been there I decided to stop off perch on a fallen tree and enjoy a spot of self-indulgence!

As I neared critical mass I heard a twig snap and a girl walked past, didn't see her face so I don't know if she was local or not but she must have seen me! Suffice to say I wrapped up pretty quick and pegged it home!