HiMaHiThighs
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Audrey Bitoni has gotten me caught two times.
Stories where you were caught jerking off?
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True story about me...
About 10 years ago when I was 15, I went into the bathroom to rub one out. I had my porno magazine placed on top of the toilet as I went about my whacking business. For odd some reason I was dead tired that night and I literally almost fell asleep while I was jerking
, so when I was done I washed up forgetting the porno in the bathroom and went right to bed. Well the next morning when I woke up, I went back into the bathroom and to my surprise, my porno mag was still there. My parents bedroom is right next to the bathroom, and I left the door wide open so I'm sure my dad saw it.
But that is not the worse part about it. The worse part of it all was that morning was Sunday and we were leaving for church. I had to sit next to my dad knowing he saw my porno while the pastor was preaching. So uncomfortable
About 10 years ago when I was 15, I went into the bathroom to rub one out. I had my porno magazine placed on top of the toilet as I went about my whacking business. For odd some reason I was dead tired that night and I literally almost fell asleep while I was jerking
, so when I was done I washed up forgetting the porno in the bathroom and went right to bed. Well the next morning when I woke up, I went back into the bathroom and to my surprise, my porno mag was still there. My parents bedroom is right next to the bathroom, and I left the door wide open so I'm sure my dad saw it.But that is not the worse part about it. The worse part of it all was that morning was Sunday and we were leaving for church. I had to sit next to my dad knowing he saw my porno while the pastor was preaching. So uncomfortable
thrilling topic.
..... I'm just waiting to get caught myself.....never will happen though.
PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Never have. Came close once. But nope. I'm like a ninja.
I've been called a jerk off many times, but never caught.
i got caught last week, by my brothers gf.
she was at my place, and she bent over wearing a loose top and no bra, and i got a really good view of her tits. and later on, her ass.
so when i thought she'd gone i went to jerk over her, and she come into my room to say she was gonna leave, and caught me with my cock totally visable.
was a bit of a bitch being caught, but fuck it lol
she was at my place, and she bent over wearing a loose top and no bra, and i got a really good view of her tits. and later on, her ass.
so when i thought she'd gone i went to jerk over her, and she come into my room to say she was gonna leave, and caught me with my cock totally visable.
was a bit of a bitch being caught, but fuck it lol
Yes, I have been caught fucking as well. Depending on who it is, I think it's best to just keep going!
*I was once pulling the pud in a small classoom, when my hot voluptuously chested female teacher walked in.
Initially, she was shocked and angry, but upon seeing the size of my huge man of war, she got down on her knees and began to suck me silly.
Then the school cheerleader squad entered and all joined in.
Naturally, I fucked them all stupid for almost 30 minutes until I lined them up and came on their faces.
All the while, I felt the camera work was awful.
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Initially, she was shocked and angry, but upon seeing the size of my huge man of war, she got down on her knees and began to suck me silly.
Then the school cheerleader squad entered and all joined in.
Naturally, I fucked them all stupid for almost 30 minutes until I lined them up and came on their faces.
All the while, I felt the camera work was awful.
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Been caught jacking of course you're bound to get caught when ure younger ure not as aware of your surroundings and what ure doing. But ive never been caught fucking thats a bit harder to explain to someone i'd say.
Marlo Manson
Hello Sexy girl how your Toes doing?
I have never been caught.. I was always too paranoid to get caught, so it paid off..
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Caught wanking? Plenty of times when I lived with my mum. Usually she'd just joke about it and we'd have a laugh while she asked 'well who were you fantasizing about this time, hmm?'. Sometimes I told her but telling any girl at all.. any fantasy.. tends to come back and bite you in the ass.
Needless to say, we're an extremely liberal, carefree bunch.
My ex wouldnt be mad, but slightly annoyed because she couldnt get over that 'am I inadequate?' feeling because hey, sometimes I just dont wanna slave over a hot vagina until I cum.. sometimes I wanna sit, click and go at my own pace without *using* anybody else, physically.
I have never been caught flogging the bishop. But we [me and my ex] were nearly caught by her mother one time when she decided to give me a BJ on the couch when we were visiting her mother and father. Her dad was out somewhere in his car [and due back within the next hour] and her mother was out back doing a spot of gardening. And we thought it would be a bit exciting if we tried it and tried to finish before her mother came back indoors. We finished but only just. We nearly got caught by her mother [me sitting there with a stiff one and her daughters head in my lap bobbing up and down]. I liked the thrill of getting blown with the chance of her mother walking in and seeing us. In a perfect world I would have asked her mother to join us if she saw us. But reality doesn't work like that I'm afraid.
Never been caught but a lot of close calls though.
