Starvation...

[prof_porn]

When can a diagnoses of sexually starved officially be made?

I must be close now. I think I am getting depressed.

 

[GregCentauro]

The critical point is reached when you start finding Amy Winehouse attractive.

 

[BlueBalls]

Ask Ann Coulter.

 

[prof_porn]

The critical point is reached when you start finding Amy Winehouse attractive.

Ok I am not there yet.

But man its hard to meet people. I tried online dating, its total BS.

 

[BlueBalls]

The critical point is reached when you start finding Amy Winehouse attractive.

But Amy Winehouse is attrac ............................................................................................... DAMN! :crash:

 

[prof_porn]

^^

Bill Hicks was hilarious. Esp Rant in E Minor.

 

[Wainkerr99]

The point where you go from woman to woman, at the bus stops, in the streets, in bars, clubs, etc, (until some hulking bozo knocks your lights out), asking, "Please ma'am may I take you home and have my wicked way with you?"

You will find someone. You have to. It's almost statistically impossible not to. All the tall, dark and handsome's have already been taken. Those that aren't are players. Catch my drift?

 

[prof_porn]

I just cant junction any longer until I clear my system.

 

[jod0565]

You Might have to release the hostages yourself for a while until you meet that certain someone who will give you a little somethin' somethin'.

 

[gotham123]

You Might have to release the hostages yourself for a while until you meet that certain someone who will give you a little somethin' somethin'.

oh, ive been there! :thumbsup:
oh wait i'm still there! damn it! :cussing:

 

[jasonk282]

When can a diagnoses of sexually starved officially be made?

I must be close now. I think I am getting depressed.

Try going 8 months straight w/o sex and you go to bed with your spouce EVERY night. How long has it been?

 

[prof_porn]

7 months!

 

[jasonk282]

7 months!

Where do you go to meet women, maybe your putting to much pressure on yourself to meet a woman, they can see through that.

 

[Doc Scurlock]

The critical point is reached when you start finding Amy Winehouse attractive.

I know some people who would actually bang her.

 

[jdb67]

Pah!!... 7 months!! Get back to us at the 15 month mark.

 

[Doc Scurlock]

The point where you go from woman to woman, at the bus stops, in the streets, in bars, clubs, etc, (until some hulking bozo knocks your lights out), asking, "Please ma'am may I take you home and have my wicked way with you?"

You will find someone. You have to. It's almost statistically impossible not to. All the tall, dark and handsome's have already been taken. Those that aren't are players. Catch my drift?

That. Also, lower your standards if you're that desperate. It's the law of averages, the more women you talk to the better your odds.

 

[Facetious]

Try going 8 months straight w/o sex and you go to bed with your spouce EVERY night.

Spewing out the most amount of goo is easy !
8 months together every night and nø sex ? That would be a measure of A MAN !
Most ''men'' today wouldn't understand what I'm getting at. 8 months as described is character building stuff...old school ! :bowdown:

 

[Skyraider22]

Pah!!... 7 months!! Get back to us at the 15 month mark.

Man I don't know what to tell you I mean best of luck let hope this streak ends

 

[jasonk282]

Spewing out the most amount of goo is easy !
8 months together every night and nø sex ? That would be a measure of A MAN !
Most ''men'' today wouldn't understand what I'm getting at. 8 months as described is character building stuff...old school ! :bowdown:

And that was after the baby was born and she was cleared to have sex.

 

[Facetious]

And that was after the baby was born and she was cleared to have sex.

Whhhhhheeeeew :bowdown:
:hatsoff: to her too !