Star Wars

[Cubs Suck]

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, there was a rebellion against the Evil Galactic Empire. The Empire was building a Death Star to suppress this rebellion. Princess Leia Organa stole blueprints for this machine of destruction. She boarded a rebel ship, then was chased by the Imperial mothership when they found out she stole the plans.

As she felt the Mothership close in on her, she transferred those plans onto her slave's phone. She recorded a videomessage onto it, saying "Help me Obi Wan, you're my only hope." The Empire's main Lord forcefully boarded this rebel ship, along with troopers. They busted in on Leia and captured her. By this time her slave, along with another slave, had surreptitiously escaped via a pod, to crashland down on the nearest planet, Tatooine.

The Lord, Dark Mother, kept asking Leia where the plans are. Leia said she had no idea, and that she is merely on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan. Dark Mother is a 6 ft tall busty blonde, wearing a black cape, black boots, polyurethane shorts, and a pushup bra. And that's it. Her hair is to her shoulders. Leia is a 5ft 6 brunette, wearing short white shorts, and a short top showing her belly.

DM takes her away, and they kill the rest on board. She doesn't believe Leia, and she takes her to the Mothership for further interrogation. Meanwhile, on Tatooine, the 2 slaves land, and start to wander around looking for Obi Wan Kenobi, to deliver the message.

The slaves get captured by bandits. The next day, we cut to a farm on Tatooine, not far from where the slaves were. There, an 18 year old blonde named Lucy Skywalker, eats with her aunt and uncle. She just graduated High School, and they talk about her future. Lucy still hasn't decided what she wants to do. Her caretakers tell her she has to enroll in a school soon.

Since it was a possibility that Lucy would go away for college, her uncle decided to buy slaves to replace her farming work. They headed out to the slave market, and saw 2 slaves that looked pretty dependable. One of them was trained in 1000 languages. Uncle Owen decided that may come in handy one day. They bought the slaves and returned to the farm.

Meanwhile, back on the Mothership, Leia refuses to change her story. So she gets imprisoned. Back on Tatooine, Lucy is having a blast with the new slaves. The slaves are hard working, sexy girls. One is named R2-D2, and is 5 ft tall, big breasted, and wears short white shorts with a small top that has a blue stripe. The other is named C3-PO, is about 5ft 10, a skinny blonde with average sized breasts. She wears short gold shorts, with a small gold top. Her hair is usually in a pony tail.

Lucy notices R2's phone and looks thru it. She finds Leia's videomessage. Lucy can't believe how beautiful Leia is. She wonders if Leia was talking about Benni Kenobi, a hermit she knew from around the way. They go to Benni's house to ask her. All this time, Imperial Troopers are searching Tatooine for the slaves.

At Benni's house, Benni tells Lucy that she does know Leia. She has to find her and help her. Lucy wants to go with, but Benni says "no". Benni walks with Lucy back to her farm only to find that the Empire killed everyone. So now Lucy has to go with Benni.

Benni, Lucy and the slaves head to Mos Eisley to get a ride to Alderaan. There, they meet Hanna Solo and her sidekick Chewi. Hanna is a 27 year old bombshell. Brunette, 5ft 8, nice sized breasts, wearing a black bra with a denim vest, and tight shorts. When Benni tells Hanna they need a ride to Alderaan, Hanna can't help but hit on Lucy. Hanna is known the galaxy over to be a womanizer. She's broken many hearts, and has gotten laid MANY times. No one says no to Hanna.

Benni is offended that Hanna keeps hitting on Lucy. Benni tells her to stop, that Lucy is too young for that. Hanna tells her that Hanna's their best bet for a ride, so either she deals with it, or takes a chance with other smugglers. Benni's hands are tied, she needs to get to Alderaan. So she hires Hanna, and they board her ship, the Millennium Falcon.

Hanna doesn't cease to make innuendos to Lucy. She keeps telling Lucy how sexy she is, and that they need to hook up ASAP. Lucy is a shy virgin, and doesn't know how to react to this. So she just smiles and doesn't respond. Benni is furious, and keeps admonishing Hanna to no avail. Chewi can only laugh about this, since she's seen Hanna hit on tons of girls before. And she always scores.

The Falcon heads towards Alderaan. Meanwhile, Dark Mother takes Leia on the Death Star, and destroys Alderaan when Leia continues to refuse to admit she stole the plans. Benni feels a disturbance when this happens. Nonetheless, the Falcon continues towards Alderaan, while Hanna Solo keeps putting the moves on Lucy. Benni has had enough, and threatens to kick Hanna's ass for constantly hitting on young Lucy. But right before they start to fight, they hit an asteroid field.

It turns out Alderaan is gone, and now they are being pulled toward the Death Star by a tractor beam. Once inside the DS, stormtroopers try to enter the Falcon, and when they do, Hanna and Lucy kick their asses and take their suits. The 6 women fight their way into the rest of the DS, and retreat to a control room, where they kill the operators in there.

Benni decides to go search for the force field off switch that prevents the Falcon from leaving. The rest promise to wait in the control room until Benni returns. A short while later, however, they see Princess Leia on one of the monitors, in her prison cell. Lucy loves Leia, and wants to save her. She begs Hanna to help her, but Hanna says she will only on one condition: that they have hours of sex after they escape this place. Lucy wants to save Leia so much, she agrees.

Off go Hanna and Lucy to find Leia. R2, Chewi and C3 stay behind. H+L find Leia, and together they try to return to the control room, being chased by stormtroopers. Meanwhile, after turning the force field off, Benni runs into Dark Mother, and they duel with lightsabers.

When Lucy runs past DM and Benni, Benni allows DM to kill her. Lucy screams, but they must keep moving to avoid the troopers. They get the slaves and Chewi, hop on the Falcon, and successfully escape the Death Star after being shot at by hordes of troopers.

 

[Cubs Suck]

Imperial Tie Fighters chase the Falcon, but are blasted away by Hanna and Lucy. The Falcon goes into hyperdrive, and escapes Imperial ships once and for all. Leia insists that they take her to the rebel base now. Hanna tells Chewi to set the course and pilot the ship, because Hanna will now be busy receiving what was promised to her.

She takes Lucy to the back room. Lucy is shy and somewhat nervous. Hanna tells her not to be nervous. Everything will be ok. Hanna puts on a sexy lil striptease that turns Lucy on. Hanna begins to kiss and undress her. Lucy is on cloud 9. Hanna kisses her passionately, then sucks on her breasts and kisses every inch of her. Lucy gets extremely wet. Hanna performs cunnilingus on Lucy. Lucy gets so turned on, she grabs Hanna, and kisses her, then sucks on Hanna's breasts. Lucy then rimjobs Hanna. The 2 have passionate sex for hours while they travel to rebel base.

The moans can clearly be heard in the cockpit. Leia is beyond offended. She can't believe that they would do this with other people in the ship. She attempts to go back there to stop it, but Chewi stops her. Chewi is a 6ft 3, strong, busty woman. Dark reddish brown hair, wears a less revealing outfit than the rest. A red outfit. Chewi tells Leia to not even think about it, that this is what Hanna does all the time. No girl says no to her, and Hanna's had them all over the galaxy. Chewi would feel weird if this didn't happen. Leia continues to complain, but that's all she can do. Chewi gives her earplugs to block out the sound of wild sex.

Lucy and Hanna keep going at it. 69ing each other, cuntlicking, everything. It's insane. Leia takes a nap while she wears the earplugs. The slaves and Chewi just chill there while they hear the passion. L+H fall asleep together, and wake up as the MF lands at rebel base.

When they land, Lucy tells Leia that she wants to join the rebellion. Leia says "sure, just keep this other slut away", referring to Hanna. Hanna and Leia begin to bicker, with Leia calling Hanna a whorish rifraf, and Hanna calling Leia a stuck up prissy snob. They hate each other. Lucy decides to stay with Leia and join the rebellion. Her slaves will join her too. Leia pays Hanna for the ride to rebel base. A tearful Lucy kisses to Hanna, and tells Hanna that she will miss her, and wishes Hanna would stay and be with Lucy. Hanna says, "Fuck that. You're hot, and our sex was amazing, but I ain't joining no revolution. Especially one headed by that cunt. I'll see you when I see you, blondie."

Lucy continues to cry, since she has developed strong feelings for Hanna, her cherry popper. They make out, but now it's time for Hanna to go. She flies off. Lucy and her slaves go to the base and enlist.

Lucy had some flying experience in High School. She liked fighter ships. She gets easily acquainted with the X-wing, and is assigned to fight in the upcoming battle, the Battle of Yavin. The mission is to destroy the Death Star. The stolen plans helped design the mission.

It turns into a dogfight of a mission. Most of Lucy's unit is destroyed, and she is the sole survivor trying to blow up the Death Star. Dark Mother is on her ass in her own starship, ready to blow Lucy away when all of a sudden, she gets rocked by a Millennium Falcon torpedo. This enables Lucy to blow up the DS! KABOOM!!!!!!!!

Lucy's X-wing and the MF return to the base. Back at the base, Hanna tells Lucy why she returned to save her. The reason is that she loves her and wants to be with her. Leia is a bit cordial with Hanna now, since she saved the mission. She tells them that they will be honored in a ceremony the next day. Lucy will be allowed to sleep offbase as a reward for accomplishing this mission. So H+L head off to a hotel room near the base. Lucy says she is exhausted, and will only want to sleep. But once they get in the room, the clothes fly off faster than you can say Solo. H+L have passionate sex the whole night. It had been a while, and neither had done it since the last time they did each other. They did it till daybreak, and only got a few hours of sleep till the ceremony.

At the ceremony, H+L are given medals of honor for their heroics. The rebel faction looks on as the 2 lovers stand there happily, knowing that they destroyed that galaxy's most destructive machine.


THE END (for now...)

 

[Cubs Suck]

The Empire Strikes Back

STAR WARS 2: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK

So the Death Star was destroyed, and Hanna decided to join the rebellion, along with her sidekick Chewi. The rebels would have to be on the run now from the Empire, who were angry as all hell for having their expensive weapon destroyed. The rebels decided to hide out on an ice planet named Hoth. They camped there until they decided what to do next. Meanwhile, the Empire would search the galaxy far and wide for them.

Hanna and Lucy were happy together in the rebellion camp. They'd have sex often, and were the perfect couple. But when they were among everyone else, Hanna couldn't help but get into constant fights with Princess Leia. Hanna would refuse to follow Leia's orders, but Leia couldn't discharge Hanna because then Lucy might leave too, and Lucy was invaluable to the rebellion. This frustrated and infuriated Leia to no end. She couldn't stand insubordination, and Hanna was the expert at that. Almost every interaction turned into a shouting match. Lucy was getting fed up with this.

After yet another fight between Leia and Hanna, Lucy had had enough. Later that night, when Hanna went to her room to sleep with her, Lucy broke up with her. She told her that the reason is that she could no longer stand the constant bickering and fighting between Hanna and Leia. It tears her apart, and she doesn't want to be dragged into it. Hanna assured her that she would never be dragged into it. Hanna also promised to try not to argue with Leia again, for Lucy's sake. Lucy wasn't convinced, and said she already made up her mind. It was over, and that was that. She'd rather focus on the war at hand, and not have to worry about having a relationship.

Hanna was crushed. She pleaded with Lucy to take her back, that everything would be ok, and that they needed to stay together. Lucy wouldn't budge. Hanna went back to her quarters shaken and depressed. She had never been dumped before. For the first time in a while, she was single again. Hanna was very hurt.

The next day, Hanna was ready to lay into Leia and blame her for the breakup. She yelled at Leia, blaming her for what happened, and wishing Leia would die. Leia yelled right back, calling her trash, a slut, and good for nothing. Leia was glad that it was over, and said that now she could discharge Hanna without consequence. Hanna said that Leia would have to kill her to keep her away from this war, which Hanna now believes in with her heart and soul. As the 2 women fought, Lucy overheard, and couldn't help but feel relieved that she now had nothing to do with this.

Leia and Hanna kept yelling at each other, and were ready to physically fight when all of a sudden, the place shook. Warning sirens went on. They were under attack by the Empire.

Lucy joined the X-wing squadron and immediately went out there to destroy the oncoming Imperial AT-ATs. The rebellion put up a valiant fight, but the Empire was still able to reach the camp. It was evacuation time, and the General ordered Leia to evacuate in the Millenium Falcon, since there was no more room for her in the transports. Leia didn't want to retreat with Hanna Solo, and Hanna would be damned if she'd have to put up with that prissy little bitch, let alone help save her life. But there was no time to argue this time, the Empire was just about to break in and kill them. Leia reluctantly went with Hanna, and Hanna reluctantly let her aboard.

As the Falcon fled, Hanna would remind Leia that she let her aboard solely out of obligation to the rebellion. But if it were her choice, she'd let Dark Mother kill her. Leia reminded Hanna that she was superior to her in every way, and if they survive, she hopes she never sees Hanna again. In the Falcon were Hanna, Leia, C3PO and Chewi. Lucy communicated to them that she was headed to the Dagoba system to receive Jedi training. She heard her mum was a Jedi before her, and she wanted to be one too.

Lucy arrived in Dagoba while the Falcon eluded the Empire. Lucy would meet Yoda, a wise Jedi teacher, while the Falcon sought refuge on the planet Bespin.

Hanna explained to Leia that she knew the mayor of Cloud City, and that she'd help them out. She was an ex-gf of hers, and they always kept in touch after their fling. When they arrived to Cloud City, Hanna's ex, Landa Calrissian, the mayor, came out to greet them, and immediately hit on Leia. Hanna seemed angry, so Landa asked if there was something between them 2. Both Hanna and Leia simultaneously shouted "NO!" In that case, Landa invited Leia to have dinner with her as her special guest. Leia accepted.

Landa took Hanna aside and asked her why she wasn't doing Leia. Hanna told her that she hated Leia, that she's a prissy spoiled snob. Landa was happy Leia was single, because Landa wanted to jump all over that. Landa Calrissian was a leggy dark-skinned woman, very similar to Tyra Banks or Beyonce. Very sexy.

The refugees set up shop in a condo Landa let them stay in. It was now time for dinner, and Leia set out to go downstairs to Landa's unit. "Don't wait up, guys!" she said as she left for her date. The rest stayed upstairs. Chewi and C3 would start a game of chess.

Downstairs, Landa and Leia had an intimate dinner together. Both women were stunningly dressed in classy, elegant gowns. After dinner, the 2 had drinks, some of the most choice drinks in the galaxy. Landa kept putting the moves on Leia, complimenting her at every turn. She told Leia the history between Hanna and her, that they were lovers briefly, and since then have basically been friends with benefits. But not this time as Landa only has eyes for Leia. They began to make out.

The 2 were then interrupted by one of Landa's servants. Apparently, Hanna was at the door wanting to talk to Leia. Leia went to the door to see what Hanna wanted, but Hanna wouldn't say what it was. Hanna had tears in her eyes. Unable to spit out what she wanted, Hanna went back upstairs.

When Leia returned, they resumed their kissing. But Landa noticed that Leia wasn't 100% into it. She wanted to know what the heck was going on. She asked Leia if she had feelings for Hanna. Leia couldn't respond. Landa had known Hanna for years, and the last thing she was gonna do was take one of Hanna's women. Landa wanted Leia to tell her that she had 0 feelings for Hanna. But Leia couldn't do it. Landa realized what was going on. She told Leia to go back upstairs. Leia insisted that they continue making out, but Landa wouldn't hear it. She knew where Leia's heart was.

Leia: Are you sure you don't want to continue?

Landa: I'm positive. I would never do this to Hanna, and I know she wouldn't do it to me. At least I hope she wouldn't. Go back up there before it's too late.

Leia went back up to the guest condo. She walked past C3 and Chewi, who were still paying chess, and went to the upstairs bedroom, where Hanna sat crying.

Leia: So, after months of insubordination, arguing, bickering, mudslinging, and hatred from every angle... it turns out that you want me, huh?

[no response from Hanna as she weeps quietly]

Leia: I told you that I was better. Superior. Better educated. More beautiful. And now I've proven it. You are strongly attracted to me, and can't bear the thought of another having me.

Leia removed her gown and was in sexy lingerie, one of the galaxy's most expensive. She sat down next to Hanna and told her that she better not ever question her again. She reached in to kiss Hanna, and Hanna couldn't help but kiss back. The 2 proceeded to have epic sex, wilder than the sex that Hanna and Lucy used to have. The moans were loud and crazy. Downstairs, C3 and Chewi heard everything, with Chewi nodding her head as to say that she knew it all along. When it came time for sleep, Chewi and C3 had to cover their ears with their pillows,since Leia and Hanna kept moaning as they licked each other's twats, rimjobbed each other, and sucked every inch of the other's body. The sex continued well into dawn and into the afternoon.