Sponsors for pr0nstars? (parody/bad idea)

Vicky Vette; ****

Red XXX; Lipton Tea

Harley Spencer; Harley-Davidson

Mariahxxx; Highlands Bar and Grill

Phoenix Marie; Nike (Swimwear)

Jaana Ruutu; :dunno:
 
This would be funny if I even wore sunglasses but unlike you I'm not a total coward, so i don't hide behind glasses(or a computer screen).
I have been wearing glasses since I was 10 months old due to severe myopia, and after an infection caused increased light-sensitivity, I now wear ************ sunglasses every waking hour...and by your logic (at least as expressed in this post), this makes me a coward. O-kay.....:thumbsup:


:facepalm:


:D


....and ass-ari, you can say "p-o-r-n" here, we're all adults - at least we all had the fortitude to say so when we registered.:facepalm:
 
I have been wearing glasses since I was 10 months old due to severe myopia, and after an infection caused increased light-sensitivity, I now wear ************ sunglasses every waking hour...and by your logic (at least as expressed in this post), this makes me a coward. O-kay.....:thumbsup:


:facepalm:


:D


....and ass-ari, you can say "p-o-r-n" here, we're all adults - at least we all had the fortitude to say so when we registered.:facepalm:
The difference here is that your condition is correctable by glasses, whereas mine is not. Most people with my vision and worse wear dark glasses because they're a bit self concious(or at least in the case of my ***, *******, grandmother, etc) because of our eye movements. I've always seen it as a bit silly because if people can't accept us with our eye movements then they don't deserve to know us while wearing cool shades. It's completely different if you have a real, medical need for glasses.
 
Fuck yeah, I'd love to be sponsored by Harley Davidson! I love Harleys.

I knew that and if they are not too conservative they may ask you to photo shoots.


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....and ass-ari, you can say "p-o-r-n" here, we're all adults - at least we all had the fortitude to say so when we registered.:facepalm:



But I'm so shy that I do not like to use the f-word. :violin:
 
Fuck yeah, I'd love to be sponsored by Harley Davidson! I love Harleys. Used to ride with my ******* and other ******/****** friends all the time. Good stuff. And I could totally model their bikes for them! Win-win.

Have you ever done any modeling at bike shows? If not, you should. With your stage name and looks, I'm guessing one of the bike magazines would offer you some print work.
 
This would be funny if I even wore sunglasses but unlike you I'm not a total coward, so i don't hide behind glasses(or a computer screen).

*sigh* why for can I not rep you for this? FreeOnes is a fucking bastard sometimes... :(
 
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