...is the absolute worst movie I've ever seen.
I'm going to ruin the movie for you, so if you plan on seeing it, do not read any further.
Some movies are so bad, that you can enjoy it in a funny sort of way. Splice however, is just fucking stupid. The trailer makes it look like some genetic nightmare of a creature wreaks havoc and slays some people. What really happens is the people who create the thing dress it up like a fucking little girl, teach it how to wear makeup and then have sex with it. That is it. The thing fucks Adrian Brody...and then turns into a male and fucks Sarah Polley. And it cums inside her. And she gets preggo. And she agrees to have it.
I feel like I just watched a spoof of genetic engineering themed horror movies. What a fucking waste of $10.25. It's garbage like this that makes me not want to take a chance on a movie ever again. Adrian Brody had sex with it after teaching it how to dance. And it gazes into his eyes, with it's nicely done makeup as they twirl around to the fucking music. Did I mention that? Are you fucking serious Hollywood?
Fuck!!!
I'm going to ruin the movie for you, so if you plan on seeing it, do not read any further.
Some movies are so bad, that you can enjoy it in a funny sort of way. Splice however, is just fucking stupid. The trailer makes it look like some genetic nightmare of a creature wreaks havoc and slays some people. What really happens is the people who create the thing dress it up like a fucking little girl, teach it how to wear makeup and then have sex with it. That is it. The thing fucks Adrian Brody...and then turns into a male and fucks Sarah Polley. And it cums inside her. And she gets preggo. And she agrees to have it.
I feel like I just watched a spoof of genetic engineering themed horror movies. What a fucking waste of $10.25. It's garbage like this that makes me not want to take a chance on a movie ever again. Adrian Brody had sex with it after teaching it how to dance. And it gazes into his eyes, with it's nicely done makeup as they twirl around to the fucking music. Did I mention that? Are you fucking serious Hollywood?
Fuck!!!
