Spend over $500 - Free Delivery.

[BlueBalls]

:hatsoff:

 

[Ace Bandage]

Not only do they deliver, but for a small fee, they'll also apply it to an orifice of your choosing...

 

[morgansean]

Must b prepping 4 the weekly meeting of Anals Anonymous

 

[Miner69r]

Thought it would be delivered in something more like this: http://www.bulkwaterdelivery.com/watertruckwhite.gif

 

[cl0ckw0rkman]

deal i'll take two

 

[maildude]

I need to change my oil...and lubricate my Chastity.

 

[arianajoladdict]

alight sounds like a good deal