That's me. The hose is actually going into my ass, feeding it a mixture of corn syrup, yeast, fermented grapes and barley. I then replaced my dick with a spigot. I've convinced everyone that the combination produces a salty-sweet alcoholic beverage. Rather amazing what kind of bull people will buy if you convince them they are getting them *****, though the liquid coming out of the spigot is nothing more than a combination of *****, seamen (mine and others') and goat pooh.