Spain

[GodsEmbryo]

I have visted their country three times so I know something about them.

You visited Spain three times and these are the knowledgeable facts you thought You Might share with the world?

:rofl2:

Assari, you so silly

 

[John_8581]

Another fine thread of assari's here.... :clap: ... Not really!

Some of them take a nap in the middle of the day. (true)

I'm just going to comment on this one stupid assine thought of asswipe here.

Finland is so close to the Arctic Circle, and during the winter, close to nearly six months, it has what close to 20 to 21 hours of darkness. Asswipe should take more naps and sleep more.

Because what else can you do up there? :dunno:

Have sex? With Assari? .... That's just not happening!!! :rofl2:

 

[assari]

Spain is one of my favorite places to go for my annual vacation. I think most folks in the UK prefer to go Turkey & Eastern Europe, because it's cheaper there. But I would rather go to Spain any day.

Slavs and Spandiars are equally friendly, but Spanish serve tourist better than the Eastern European people.

I don't think Hitler saw it that way, after the Hendaye conference he said he'd 'rather have his teeth pulled than meet Franco again'!

Yes, two dictator can not be best friends, but I meant that Germany and Spain were both totalitarian states.

Many pretty senoritas with sexy skin colors around that part of the world... Thought girls kept staring me weirdly when I was visiting around those latitudes last time. I think they tried to tell me that I smell bad, Maybe they were racists towards white people and like call rude things to poor foreign men just trying to enjoy their pretty sceneries...

The Spanish are copper colored people so a white person can attract attention at least in their remote areas.

You smell bad?

Do you use bitter aftershave?

I think you should get out more! And the next time you're in Spain just fly this flag

;-)

Thanks but I'm not going to cheris the memory of the English pirate.

You visited Spain three times and these are the knowledgeable facts you thought you might share with the world?

:rofl2:

Assari, you so silly

I am a fool, but it is important that people know things that relate to other cultures and that is the point of this thread.

 

[assari]

Another fine thread of assari's here.... :clap: ... Not really!



I'm just going to comment on this one stupid assine thought of asswipe here.

Finland is so close to the Arctic Circle, and during the winter, close to nearly six months, it has what close to 20 to 21 hours of darkness. Asswipe should take more naps and sleep more.

Because what else can you do up there? :dunno:

Have sex? With Assari? .... That's just not happening!!! :rofl2:

The darkness and the cold are not an obstacle.

You can go to skiing, skate and you can even swim.

 

[Anonyne#017]

If the Spanish women likes you she put tits on your mouth. (sterotype / a one time experience)

Now Assari, I didn't know that you were the kind of guy to participate in sex tourism... Which of the titty clubs did you visit for this and how many coins did you have to insert down their butt cracks to make these Spaniard señoritas love you so much? You could ask next time Dino for some recommendations and in-depth reviews. He seems to be some kind of expert for these kind of matters. Maybe you could share some hooker stories with each other from your travels...
:wallet::quack::glugglug:arty:

 

[assari]

Now Assari, I didn't know that you were the kind of guy to participate in sex tourism... Which of the titty clubs did you visit for this and how many coins did you have to insert down their butt cracks to make these Spaniard señoritas love you so much? You could ask next time Dino for some recommendations and in-depth reviews. He seems to be some kind of expert for these kind of matters. Maybe you could share some hooker stories with each other from your travels...
:wallet::quack::glugglug:arty:

This thing happend almost twenty years ago and that woman was so-called family-girl.

Innocent romance I would say.