Sometimes it snows in April...

'Bout to get hit with 1-2 tonight. Northern part is going to get 4-6. Sheesh, I wonder If I will ever be able to wash my car again. This shit is getting real old and precipitation is supposed to be on and off for the next week or so. Damn my car needs a good detailing.
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
It snowed today.

Fuck you, lurkingdirk. Fuck you.
 

takeeleven

Pornstar poolboy for hire!!
80 degrees and tornadoes here in Oklahoma yesterday, now its cold 40 degrees and feels like winter! SUCKS!
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Imagine me plowing your driveway with your face as I fuck you from behind.

No, Dirk. Not after last time. You did a horrible job. I pay you twenty bucks and for what? Ice, blood and a condom to be left all over my driveway? :mad:
 
No, Dirk. Not after last time. You did a horrible job. I pay you twenty bucks and for what? Ice, blood and a condom to be left all over my driveway? :mad:

Dude. The ice was formed by the blood which worked (initially) as lube. The condom added traction.

You need to get into this whole winter thing if you are going to live in a northern climate. I shouldn't have to explain this shit to you.
 
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