Something Happened....

OK, this has happened to all of us. You're watcking your favourite porn actor/actress and you're really getting into the mood and getting heavily turned on by them. Suddenly, something happens (either something your starlet does or something you notice)....and your rod of steel fastly becomes a limp noodle. So tell the board....what is that "something" that destroys the fantasy for you?
 

Elwood70

Torn & Frayed.
When the guy starts talking ;and he's louder than the girl!!!:mad: :mad:
 
yea when the dude comes into the camera shot or when the girl looks bored like she doesnt want to be there or the dude aint doint it for her..:sleep: lol
 

pitino

are you talking to me?
showing man making the same face expressions
 

BNF

Ex-SuperMod
I said it over two years ago here, and still think that a male porn actor should only be an appendage. I don't want to see anything else than the absolute minimum, and we do need to see the appendage to make it hardcore..... :D

So, yes, almost anything to do with a male performer can interrupt my viewing. (I typically don't have any volume on anyway.... but most of the ridiculous noises that the actresses make aren't very authentic to me either, so they interrupt too.)
 
I said it over two years ago here, and still think that a male porn actor should only be an appendage. I don't want to see anything else than the absolute minimum, and we do need to see the appendage to make it hardcore..... :D

So, yes, almost anything to do with a male performer can interrupt my viewing. (I typically don't have any volume on anyway.... but most of the ridiculous noises that the actresses make aren't very authentic to me either, so they interrupt too.)

I'm with you on this one BNF :thumbsup: And I hate the gals making making those fake moans. I turn off the sound and put some music my gal really likes on instead!!! :tongue:
 

jod0565

Member, you member...
Apparently it's not really the girls that turn the tide, but the guys in the scenes.
I do not a lot of talking from the guy and I don't like when they show them jerkin the gherkin for five minutes.
I don't like when the girls have to work with a limp dick.
Ass cracks and assholes and faces of guys throw the scenes off, I agree.
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
Well growin up, when your parents used to knock on the door, kinda kills the mood!
 
When they don't knock on the door is worse LOL!

hahahaha....totally bro!

It kills a mood....kills a hard-on...and who can think of a decent lie to cover up that position when all the blood is focused on the southern head?!?!
 
Top