Someone help me!!

Phil77

Banned
Everytime I touch my penis I get a tingling sensation and then a weird milky looking goo comes out, is something wrong with me??
I am really scared and don't know what I should do??




























:eek: :confused: :rolleyes: :nanner:
 
Everytime? Yes, I can certainly see how that would be a problem. Normally it takes at least a few minutes before that sticky stuff comes out. :rolleyes:
 

SovereignAxe

Closed Account
for god sakes man, you have to amputate promptly!


:D
 
lastchance said:
Everytime I touch my penis I get a tingling sensation and then a weird milky looking goo comes out, is something wrong with me??
I am really scared and don't know what I should do??
:eek: :confused: :rolleyes: :nanner:

No, but the "blindness" side effect might bother you someday. ;)
 

Phil77

Banned
Blah, guess no one on here has a sense of humor! Since when did this board become sooo boring!
 

georges

Moderator
Staff member
lastchance, maybe you should see a sexologist?

dunno what it can be but that is what i would do if i had this

regards

georges;):)
 
Its called premature ejaculation and its not funny!!!

And I'll tell you why.

This one time... In band camp...

(Id do the chick in your banner Hung Lo.)
 
Goblin said:
Its called premature ejaculation and its not funny!!!

And I'll tell you why.

This one time... In band camp...

(Id do the chick in your banner Hung Lo.)

Lol, you'd better take another look at that chick, Goblin...:eek:
 
lastchance said:
Everytime I touch my penis I get a tingling sensation and then a weird milky looking goo comes out, is something wrong with me??
I am really scared and don't know what I should do??

Tell your Friends, your parents, your teachers, and everyone you know about this and showed them. It could be Milk :dunno:......then again:throwup:
 
lastchance said:
Blah, guess no one on here has a sense of humor! Since when did this board become sooo boring!

And I who thought my comment was funny... *going to a corner and mopes*
 
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