Someone Explain This Joke to Me

[itputsthelotion]

I just read this joke a few minutes ago and I can't figure it out for the life of me.:hairpull:

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a Jack and...Coke."
"Why the long pause?"
"I've had them all my life."

 

[GodsEmbryo]

Probably pause sounds like paws... :dunno: still a stupid joke actually

 

[No_Man]

It's a play on the word "pause." He's a bear. He has paws. "Why the long pause/paws?" It's a lame pun to begin with, and even worse written rather than spoken.

 

[Mayhem]

Probably pause sounds like paws... :dunno: still a stupid joke actually

It's a play on the word "pause." He's a bear. He has paws. "Why the long pause/paws?" It's a lame pun to begin with, and even worse written rather than spoken.

In the interest of full disclosure, I needed it explained too. And it's a groaner.

 

[itputsthelotion]

Thanks. I'm a moron.

 

[PirateKing]

:rofl2: "I've had them all my life"....

 

[Ace Bandage]

Aw, I like that one.

Here's another favorite: "A baby seal walks into a club."

(Thanks, I'll be here all week. Tip your waitresses.)

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I find it weird that a BELGIAN got the joke! :dunno:

Here another favorite: "A baby seal walks into a club."

 

[PirateKing]

Aw, I like that one.

Here another favorite: "A baby seal walks into a club."

(Thanks, I'll be here all week. Tip your waitresses.)

 

[Ace Bandage]

^^ Is that a ball of yarn or a tumbleweed, and why is it in black and white?

Christ, get some better animations, peg leg. You disappoint me...

 

[PirateKing]

^^ Is that a ball of yarn or a tumbleweed, and why is it in black and white?

Christ, get some better animations, peg leg. You disappoint me...

Is a cat playing with it? Then it's not a ball of yarn!

 

[STDiva]

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "hey! GTFO, we don't want your kind in here." The mushroom responds, "why not? I'm a fungai/fun guy."

Bahahaahahahahaj

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?"

Bahahaha get it?

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "hey, we have a drink named after you." The grasshopper responds, "you have a drink named Jeff?"

Lolololololololloolollpol

An alcoholic walks into a bar and gets completely hammered. He goes home, beats his daughter for coming home late and cries himself to sleep because he hates his life.

Bahahahaololololol

 

[lurkingdirk]

ahatma Gandhi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. He also was quite a spiritual person. Even when he was not on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. Due to this diet, he wound up with very bad breath. Therefore, he came to be known as a . . .

Super calloused fragile mystic cursed with halitosis.

 

[GodsEmbryo]

I find it weird that a BELGIAN got the joke! :dunno:

We're so much smarter then you Germs

 

[Shifty]

I just read this joke a few minutes ago and I can't figure it out for the life of me.:hairpull:

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a Jack and...Coke."
"Why the long pause?"
"I've had them all my life."

Sounds like the author fucked that one up.

 

[zeeblofowl_1969]

ahatma gandhi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. He also was quite a spiritual person. Even when he was not on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. Due to this diet, he wound up with very bad breath. Therefore, he came to be known as a . . .

Super calloused fragile mystic cursed with halitosis.

wow

 

[lurkingdirk]

wow

I thank you.

 

[Aria_DeLaunay]

Hahaha pause/paws