I love a good joke and am always looking for new ones to tell. I did a quick search and while I'm sure there has to be a joke thread out there I didn't find it. Maybe someone will link to it.
A guy walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says, "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His girlfriend lying in bed replies, "I think you'll find that's a sheep, dick-head."
The man replies, "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."
You're An EXTREME Redneck When:
The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife *****.
The Halloween Pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a "scratch and sniff" sticker at the bottom of a pool.
What doe a blonde owl say?
What? What?
One day, an eskimo was riding his snowmobile to work and noticed that it was running poorly. He stopped at the repair shop to have them look at it.
The repairman said, "We're kind of busy right now, but why don't you go across the street to the cafe and have something to eat, then stop back and see me in a few hours."
So the eskimo went to the cafe and returned to the repair shop two hours later. The eskimo asked the repairman, "What did you find?"
The repairman said, "I think that you blew a seal."
The eskimo replied (after wiping his mouth), "No, I just had ice cream!"
A guy walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says, "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His girlfriend lying in bed replies, "I think you'll find that's a sheep, dick-head."
The man replies, "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."
You're An EXTREME Redneck When:
The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife *****.
The Halloween Pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a "scratch and sniff" sticker at the bottom of a pool.
What doe a blonde owl say?
What? What?
One day, an eskimo was riding his snowmobile to work and noticed that it was running poorly. He stopped at the repair shop to have them look at it.
The repairman said, "We're kind of busy right now, but why don't you go across the street to the cafe and have something to eat, then stop back and see me in a few hours."
So the eskimo went to the cafe and returned to the repair shop two hours later. The eskimo asked the repairman, "What did you find?"
The repairman said, "I think that you blew a seal."
The eskimo replied (after wiping his mouth), "No, I just had ice cream!"
