Did you know...
Not eating or ******** for a very long time can cause death
The average Eskimo has great difficutly gaining a suntan.
**** can make you ***** and make ugly people appear beautiful.
Politicians can talk through their arses, often saying long and complicated lies in the process.
The average bag of peanuts may contain almost 100% nuts.
Two wrongs don't make a right... but two Wrights did make an aeroplane
If you write on a piece of paper, insert it into a bottle and cast it to the sea.. it's obvious that you haven't been keeping up to date with advances in modern communication technology.
The Sun is a huge gaseous ball of fire, that is so hot, you can use it to burn ants with a magnifying glass.
The dinosaurs in Jurassic park were actually real, but Richard Attenburgh was entirely CGId.
There is no real 'Middle Earth'.. Lord of the Rings was actually filmed in Barnsley high street.
The pyramids of Egypt are not symbols or sacred burial tombs.. they are simply there to fuck with the mind of modern man.
I am Spartacus..
'Just desserts' are nothing of the sort.. they are usually unwelcome and leave a bitter taste.
That it is actually money that makes the world go round?
The earth has slowed by 3.24mph during the credit crunch.
Arnold Swcharzenegger is a cyborg sent back in time to make some good, but mostly awful films
A cat with nine lives, often requires the same number of air-rifle shots, to finish off..
Driving a car very fast, increases the chances of skid-marks appearing.
Posting something 'techy' in the Freeones talk section, will often get minidog moist and reppy.
Posting something 'dumby' will get everyone angry and reppy.
The postman always rings twice, but only if there is no knocker.. and even then he may ring again, just to make sure you heard.
You can stand all the population of the world on the Isle-of-Wight. but it would make parking a lot more difficult.
Contrary to popular belief, Poirot doesn't usually solve ******* himself, he just plays a long game of cleudo and substitutes the name of Col Mustard, for a random person involved the ******.
People usually get ignored after they die.
Star Wars is based on a true story.. only the names were changed to protect the innocent.
Masturbation causes blindness.. but only if your aim is off.
'Laughter is the best medicine'.. but 99.9% of cancer patients still swear by Chemotherapy.
'Going Green' won't save the planet.. it doesn't really matter what colour you paint yourself, were still fucked.
Anyone else, know some 'facts'?
Not eating or ******** for a very long time can cause death
The average Eskimo has great difficutly gaining a suntan.
**** can make you ***** and make ugly people appear beautiful.
Politicians can talk through their arses, often saying long and complicated lies in the process.
The average bag of peanuts may contain almost 100% nuts.
Two wrongs don't make a right... but two Wrights did make an aeroplane
If you write on a piece of paper, insert it into a bottle and cast it to the sea.. it's obvious that you haven't been keeping up to date with advances in modern communication technology.
The Sun is a huge gaseous ball of fire, that is so hot, you can use it to burn ants with a magnifying glass.
The dinosaurs in Jurassic park were actually real, but Richard Attenburgh was entirely CGId.
There is no real 'Middle Earth'.. Lord of the Rings was actually filmed in Barnsley high street.
The pyramids of Egypt are not symbols or sacred burial tombs.. they are simply there to fuck with the mind of modern man.
I am Spartacus..
'Just desserts' are nothing of the sort.. they are usually unwelcome and leave a bitter taste.
That it is actually money that makes the world go round?
The earth has slowed by 3.24mph during the credit crunch.
Arnold Swcharzenegger is a cyborg sent back in time to make some good, but mostly awful films
A cat with nine lives, often requires the same number of air-rifle shots, to finish off..
Driving a car very fast, increases the chances of skid-marks appearing.
Posting something 'techy' in the Freeones talk section, will often get minidog moist and reppy.
Posting something 'dumby' will get everyone angry and reppy.
The postman always rings twice, but only if there is no knocker.. and even then he may ring again, just to make sure you heard.
You can stand all the population of the world on the Isle-of-Wight. but it would make parking a lot more difficult.
Contrary to popular belief, Poirot doesn't usually solve ******* himself, he just plays a long game of cleudo and substitutes the name of Col Mustard, for a random person involved the ******.
People usually get ignored after they die.
Star Wars is based on a true story.. only the names were changed to protect the innocent.
Masturbation causes blindness.. but only if your aim is off.
'Laughter is the best medicine'.. but 99.9% of cancer patients still swear by Chemotherapy.
'Going Green' won't save the planet.. it doesn't really matter what colour you paint yourself, were still fucked.
Anyone else, know some 'facts'?
