What Willy Worm said. But you'd have to pay these bills in order to get me:
Rent.
Power/Water
Food/Booze
Whores/Strip joints
Gotta include those last two. I'd bareback every last whore I find.. by the end of the first year my dick would fall off, disown me and cuss me out for a week. (including non-business days!) Then he'd run off, jump into the ocean and wash up a week later with a crack needle in him.
... then again, the thought of a needle in my dick made my imagination go to places that make me cringe and curl into a fetal position. NOOOOOOOO! NEEEDLES! IN! MY DICK!