So, my boss gave me $100...

There's no such thing as dirty money.

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...Take a recent survey conducted for the Department of Endocrinology at the Wright-Patterson Medical Center in Ohio. Researchers collected 68 one-dollar notes from a concession stand at a high school sporting event, and a grocery store check-out counter, and examined them for bacterial contamination. Only four bills (six percent) contained no detectable germs.

Five of the 68 bills (seven percent) had types of bacteria that commonly cause infections in healthy persons, such as staphylococcus aureus and klebstella pneumoniae. A staggering 59 bills (87 percent) were contaminated with types of bacteria that can cause significant infections in patients with depressed immune systems. These included such nasty-sounding organisms as coagulase-negative staphylococcus, alpha hemolytic streptococcus and escherichia vulneris. We are obviously carrying more around in our wallets than we think...

Back on topic, though... go to a cheap strip club and make it rain.
 
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