Skinny Jeans are for Skinny Girls

I thought it was just a rule. Am I missing something here? Is anyone else tired of seeing skinny jeans on fat girls? Or even worse, skinny jeans on guys of any shape or size? :confused:

You're losing sleep over this? :confused:
 

roronoa3000

Banned
She wonders why people call her muffin.

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I thought it was just a rule. Am I missing something here? Is anyone else tired of seeing skinny jeans on fat girls? Or even worse, skinny jeans on guys of any shape or size? :confused:

I'm just tired of seeing fat girls and guys altogether.
 

Supafly

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No different that fat girls with Spandex in America...ugh!

Ha ha yes that is WORSE !

I have seen way too many obese women with those spandex pants and some Jabba shirt with funny pictures etc... it is really a terrible sight.

Add some sweatmarks in summer when they had to actually walk up a flight of stairs

That is more evil than Al Qaida :rofl:
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.

^^^Now that's what I can't figure out. I can appreciate and find attractive women of all shapes and sizes. But people (men and women) need to understand that not ALL clothing is flattering on their bodies. And ladies, if you don't have a flat stomach, a belly-shirt is NOT flattering on your body. You Might be attractive and sexy as hell OVERALL. But that dog don't hunt. Trust me. :nono:
 
Skinny jeans are supposed to be for skinny girls. The problem is that with the current trend of big ghetto booties supposedly being sexy, you have a lot of girls who think they are skinny when in reality, they are lard butts who should be spending a LOT more time on a treadmill before wearing those jeans.

The question of whether or not to wear skinny jeans should be answered in a similar way as to that of the tank top. The answer is, "if you're built like a tank, don't wear the top."

:2 cents:
 
I thought it was just a rule. Am I missing something here? Is anyone else tired of seeing skinny jeans on fat girls? Or even worse, skinny jeans on guys of any shape or size? :confused:

Dudes in skinny jeans is just wrong. The heterosexual androgyny of the 80s is coming back..no wait, it's back....and I just don't get it. It's getting hard to tell the emo hipster boys from the hipster scenester girls.

But yeah, skinny jeans on big chick is another one of those things that make me wonder what the fuck people are smoking these days. When I lived in NY, a lot of chubby PR and Dominican girls wore belly shirts and well, they shouldn't have. When your gut looks like an ass, cover it. And when your cankles and knees are the same width, maybe leave the skinny jeans in the closet.
 
Hey all you whiny assholes who think people should dress the way you want them too, Stacey and Clinton called. They want their shtick back.

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^^^Now that's what I can't figure out. I can appreciate and find attractive women of all shapes and sizes. But people (men and women) need to understand that not ALL clothing is flattering on their bodies. And ladies, if you don't have a flat stomach, a belly-shirt is NOT flattering on your body. You might be attractive and sexy as hell OVERALL. But that dog don't hunt. Trust me. :nono:

I think that's it exactly. Has anybody seen that "banned" Lane Bryant commercial with the plus-sized model? She's hot as hell, but certain thing don't flatter certain types.

And when somebody goes out of their way to show off their body, well, there will be comments. I don't think it's OK to comment to them...to offend them, but it's perfectly reasonable to address it on an opinion forum.
 
If fat chicks want to wear skinny jeans then I say let them, I get a certain amount of enjoyment and pleasure in seeing a larger lady or even fella sitting down in a resturant or bar with a pair of these things on with three quarters of their ass crack hanging out of the back of them - especially if said ass crack has an abundance of un-groomed hair sprouting up here and there. Not in any sexual way of course (well...) but I find the sheer hilarity I get in trying to throw things; little bits of paper, pens, wine glasses and such down the back of them without them knowing is just too much of a time wasting joy to even contemplate giving up.

So no, skinny jeans are not just for skinny girls because I enjoy them too much. There, I said it, if they (and by "they" I mean the council of wizard elders) were to ever decree that skinny jeans were the sole property of the emaciated amongst us then I would be extremely unhappy and annoyed.

Do you really want that? Do you really want to make me this upset. No, don't answer, of course you don't.
 
If fat chicks want to wear skinny jeans then I say let them, I get a certain amount of enjoyment and pleasure in seeing a larger lady or even fella sitting down in a resturant or bar with a pair of these things on with three quarters of their ass crack hanging out of the back of them - especially if said ass crack has an abundance of un-groomed hair sprouting up here and there. Not in any sexual way of course (well...) but I find the sheer hilarity I get in trying to throw things; little bits of paper, pens, wine glasses and such down the back of them without them knowing is just too much of a time wasting joy to even contemplate giving up.

So no, skinny jeans are not just for skinny girls because I enjoy them too much. There, I said it, if they (and by "they" I mean the council of wizard elders) were to ever decree that skinny jeans were the sole property of the emaciated amongst us then I would be extremely unhappy and annoyed.

Do you really want that? Do you really want to make me this upset. No, don't answer, of course you don't.


You should go Jazzy Watching at Wal-Mart. There's nothing like seeing a three-wheeled 550lb woman, with an amputated leg thanks to Type-2 diabetes and no concept of restraint, wearing tied-off pink leggings, black socks and Birkenstocks. Watch as she huffs and groans as she uses her cane to knock a 4th shelf bag of Double Stuffed Oreos into her basket. Be amazed as she whizzes past you, nearly crushing your foot, without saying "excuse me" or "sorry."

A great way to spend the afternoon.
 
You should go Jazzy Watching at Wal-Mart. There's nothing like seeing a three-wheeled 550lb woman, with an amputated leg thanks to Type-2 diabetes and no concept of restraint, wearing tied-off pink leggings, black socks and Birkenstocks. Watch as she huffs and groans as she uses her cane to knock a 4th shelf bag of Double Stuffed Oreos into her basket. Be amazed as she whizzes past you, nearly crushing your foot, without saying "excuse me" or "sorry."

A great way to spend the afternoon.

Well I have been to ASDA (Wal-Mart's UK operation) on a sunny Saturday afternoon once or twice in my life which is always depressing. But the calibre of people there are always fun to watch - I guess Wal-Mart just know how to lure these people out from under whatever rock they've been hiding under with promises of 90 blank VHS tapes for £1 that in this day in age are basically completely useless. But I guess it's not the same, having visited the People of Wal-Mart website, or whatever it's called, it's obvious that you have far more interesting people (and I say that in the pejorative sense) in the US to laugh at whilst out shopping than we do. ;)

No, that can't be right.......
 
Well I have been to ASDA (Wal-Mart's UK operation) on a sunny Saturday afternoon once or twice in my life which is always depressing. But the calibre of people there are always fun to watch - I guess Wal-Mart just know how to lure these people out from under whatever rock they've been hiding under with promises of 90 blank VHS tapes for £1 that in this day in age are basically completely useless. But I guess it's not the same, having visited the People of Wal-Mart website, or whatever it's called, it's obvious that you have far more interesting people (and I say that in the pejorative sense) in the US to laugh at whilst out shopping than we do. ;)

No, that can't be right.......

Honestly, it depends on location. A Wal-Mart in the burbs might be full of soccer mom's buying disposable plates and cups for like Suzy's birthday party. But I've been on a few road trips and, yeah, some of them live up to People of Wal-Mart.

Some of them have a row of electric scooters for the morbidly obese people who didn't bring/couldn't afford their own. Outside of Kansas City, Missouri, I saw a giant woman in a giant wheelchair being pushed by two of her children (both looked under 10). A 3rd child was wandering down the aisle literally licking various boxes of snack cakes. He looked about 13.

It became less and less shocking to see barefoot shoppers. Torn Stone Cold 3:16 and blood stained Dale Earnhardt Jr seem to be part of the suggested uniform. You hear A LOT of coughing.
 
Would a fat women get skinny jeans on?





Yes, they could. I might be a nice person but sometimes i can be "too honest". If i see some big/fat chick with those type of jean's on, I'll straight up tell em they don't need to be wearing that.
 
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